Whoo Hoo, an e-mail says I have been awarded a huge reward. Will you join me in celebration?
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YARNLADY is happy everyday
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What a coincidence. I just got an offer from a Nigerian banker who wants to spread the wealth into my account! It's raining love around here!
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Sweet, we could go out for a night on the town with all these lonely singles in our area, be the 1,000,000th customer at every bar we go to, and buy some cheap Viagra and other penis-size modifying drugs.
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Wow you are so Lucky Yarnlady I am truly underwhelmed at that good fortune. How much do you have to pay to find out you have won 50 dollars off that cruise?
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Hmmm... Did you win a lottery - probably foreign or by a huge corp - that you never entered? Inherited money from someone you never knew existed? Been offered a way to get in on an obvious (but relatively legal) theft from someplace (usually Nigeria)? Has the FBI or CIA told you they are holding a few million from some foreign government for you? Did someone you never knew contact you about seeing your name on a list and tell you they'd just got THEIR money, but wanted you to know about YOURs? Did someone tell you about an ATM card with your name on it with millions IN it? Nice. Where's the party? ;-)
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Yes I would and I would like to share it with you, as long as it is not a huge pile of manure for your garden.
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Haha congratulations.. what crazy amount of money are they asking in return for a ball point pen which may or may not arrive? =)
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congrats yarnlady!!! i receive those emails at least once a day lol!!! if only :)
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