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by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on May 22nd, 2009
Say, "Cool, free Ouija board," and bring it inside.
by Zenrean on June 12th, 2009
Try and call demons from another world.
by ConservativelyLiberal on May 22nd, 2009
I paint a red pentagram on it, then I nail it to my neighbors door. Teach him to call my son a godless heathen bastard.
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on May 22nd, 2009
As long as it doesn't have JUMANJI written anywhere on it, I'm fine :)
by Born In Disguise_x on May 22nd, 2009
Use it for fire wood. I'm cold!
by Merriment on June 12th, 2009
I'd raise hell that my neighbors yard sale trash was in my yard.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on June 12th, 2009
I would take it as a signal to use it.
by Ilyena on June 11th, 2009
Burn it!!!!
by Scifisuz on June 11th, 2009
Put it in the goodwill bag.
by Teller of Truth on June 5th, 2009
Throw it in the garbage...
by JennaK on June 5th, 2009
After being amazed at the mystical appearance of a front yard, I'd still break the board up before putting it in the trash, so no-one else might be tempted to dabble with it.
by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on June 5th, 2009
Wait till nighttime, then go out in a black robe, light some red candles, and chant in Latin as I commune with the spiwits to spook out whoever left it for me
by -NUNYA-- on June 5th, 2009
I'd kick it to the curb!!! +5
by teresa on May 22nd, 2009
destroy it!!!!!! immediately those things are nothing to be messing around with
by latoya06 on May 22nd, 2009
id pick it up and so play with my sisters and nieces
by Pixie - jeg er elsket on May 22nd, 2009
Probably nothing, since i've owned a Ouji board before :3
Its just a piece of wood.
by Factotum on December 8th, 2009
Consign it to the nether hells of ebay.
by -Slick- on October 9th, 2009
Throw it in the trash. +5
by lovebettafish on June 5th, 2009
Kick it to the sidewalk. +5
by OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos on June 5th, 2009
Take it in, try it a few times for the heck of it, then move on to other things. Meanwhile, it will go into my closet. Years pass and it gets moved farther and farther back into a corner until finally one day we move and it gets left behind in an obscure corner.
500 years pass and the house is long gone, humanity is nearly wiped out and civilization as we know it is gone. By some trick of fate the ouija board was wedged into a spot where it remained unharmed the entire time.
Someone finds the Ouija board and becomes a religious fanatic drawing thousands of Ouija followers and eventually takes over the world. People also worship the ancient and powerful religion that they also discovered. The Ouija board becomes the Supreme and Most Holy Relic of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(It could happen.)
by jls on June 5th, 2009
Well I was probably get bored of it in 10 mins. then I would get on the internet and use an online Quija board.(yes they have those, and they actually work)
by Baba on June 5th, 2009
Found one
it's hangin on a wall somwhere.
by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on June 5th, 2009
id put it in my recycling bin.
by RC loves ice cream on May 22nd, 2009
Stare in amazement at the front yard I didn't know I had.
by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 on May 22nd, 2009
sell it on Craigslist!
by Katzen on May 22nd, 2009
I would put on rubber gloves, remove the board from my property and burn it. I would not take it into my home or car. I would walk to an area where I could dispose of it ~ a bit extreme maybe and perhaps silly to others.
by - MojoThunder - on December 8th, 2009
toss it in the garbage with the other trash
by downtide on December 8th, 2009
Bring it in, and get it valued. If it turns out to be old and worth anything, I'd sell it, otherwise I'd give it to my daughter. Some of her friends are into the occult so she might know someone who would want it.
by Symbeline on October 9th, 2009
I probably wouldn't notice it. There's always weird stuff on the front yard every time I step outside. Zombies, raindeer, casinos, swordfights and also, grass.
by Gnome of Kevonia is a Cheerwine junkie on October 9th, 2009
Probably put it in my closet and never use it.
by True-Feelings on June 5th, 2009
I would set it on fire, those things cause you more harm than good.
by jaydee on June 5th, 2009
Do the same thing you do when a strange dog sh..ts on your yard...wrap it up in paper and place it in trash can.
by Zlatko333 on June 5th, 2009
Well, I just found out what an ouija board is. Assuming if I didn't know, I'd bring it in my house. Now, I'd get it off my property.
by Zack on June 5th, 2009
Throw it in the trash. Those things freak me out.
by Anonymous on June 5th, 2009
I'd say " Oh shit, there's a ouija board on my front lawn ". Then I'd go back in the house.
by Special K on June 5th, 2009
the same thing i would do if i found a monopology game. throw the piece of garbage out. monopoly is not garbage by the way, just ouija. word to your mother.
by Tangerine on June 5th, 2009
Drive off somewhere and burn it far away from my home or if all else fails, sell it.
by raylrodr on December 8th, 2009
Throw it back out into the road where it probably came from, anyhow!
by mazo mike on December 8th, 2009
sell it on ebay or craigslist. there's nothing supernatural so there's nothing to fear or worship.
Is the Ouija board true?
by Answerbag Staff on February 16th, 2010
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For those of you who have used a Ouija board: What was your experience?
by Cressalys on July 27th, 2010
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do you believe that ouija boards work?
if you have had any experiance with an ouija board please tell me.
by Shannon. on May 31st, 2010
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What does Ouija Board use for?
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Have you ever seen or personally experienced something you couldn't explain while using a Ouija board?
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Comments
Aha, Once i bought one from Goodwill, it had Spanish letters on it as well as English. And my friend is super into the Occult and was like 'Oh my God are you crazy!? Burn it!'
by Pixie - jeg er elsket on May 22nd, 2009
Thanks! +6
by Carl_07 on May 22nd, 2009