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Tinjon
ANSWERS: 40
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Say, "Cool, free Ouija board," and bring it inside.
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Probably nothing, since i've owned a Ouji board before :3 Its just a piece of wood.
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Use it for fire wood. I'm cold!
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id pick it up and so play with my sisters and nieces
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As long as it doesn't have JUMANJI written anywhere on it, I'm fine :)
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I paint a red pentagram on it, then I nail it to my neighbors door. Teach him to call my son a godless heathen bastard.
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I would put on rubber gloves, remove the board from my property and burn it. I would not take it into my home or car. I would walk to an area where I could dispose of it ~ a bit extreme maybe and perhaps silly to others.
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sell it on Craigslist!
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Stare in amazement at the front yard I didn't know I had.
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destroy it!!!!!! immediately those things are nothing to be messing around with
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I would keep it as I am well trained, tuned, and proficient for communication with those on the other side .. good and bad ..
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Drive off somewhere and burn it far away from my home or if all else fails, sell it.
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id put it in my recycling bin.
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the same thing i would do if i found a monopology game. throw the piece of garbage out. monopoly is not garbage by the way, just ouija. word to your mother.
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I'd say " Oh shit, there's a ouija board on my front lawn ". Then I'd go back in the house.
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Found one it's hangin on a wall somwhere.
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Throw it in the trash. Those things freak me out.
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Well I was probably get bored of it in 10 mins. then I would get on the internet and use an online Quija board.(yes they have those, and they actually work)
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Well, I just found out what an ouija board is. Assuming if I didn't know, I'd bring it in my house. Now, I'd get it off my property.
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Do the same thing you do when a strange dog sh..ts on your yard...wrap it up in paper and place it in trash can.
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I would set it on fire, those things cause you more harm than good.
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Take it in, try it a few times for the heck of it, then move on to other things. Meanwhile, it will go into my closet. Years pass and it gets moved farther and farther back into a corner until finally one day we move and it gets left behind in an obscure corner. 500 years pass and the house is long gone, humanity is nearly wiped out and civilization as we know it is gone. By some trick of fate the ouija board was wedged into a spot where it remained unharmed the entire time. Someone finds the Ouija board and becomes a religious fanatic drawing thousands of Ouija followers and eventually takes over the world. People also worship the ancient and powerful religion that they also discovered. The Ouija board becomes the Supreme and Most Holy Relic of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. (It could happen.)
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I'd kick it to the curb!!! +5
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Wait till nighttime, then go out in a black robe, light some red candles, and chant in Latin as I commune with the spiwits to spook out whoever left it for me
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After being amazed at the mystical appearance of a front yard, I'd still break the board up before putting it in the trash, so no-one else might be tempted to dabble with it.
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Throw it in the garbage...
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Kick it to the sidewalk. +5
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Put it in the goodwill bag.
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Burn it!!!!
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Try and call demons from another world.
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I would take it as a signal to use it.
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I'd raise hell that my neighbors yard sale trash was in my yard.
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Probably put it in my closet and never use it.
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I probably wouldn't notice it. There's always weird stuff on the front yard every time I step outside. Zombies, raindeer, casinos, swordfights and also, grass.
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Throw it in the trash. +5
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sell it on ebay or craigslist. there's nothing supernatural so there's nothing to fear or worship.
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Bring it in, and get it valued. If it turns out to be old and worth anything, I'd sell it, otherwise I'd give it to my daughter. Some of her friends are into the occult so she might know someone who would want it.
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toss it in the garbage with the other trash
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Throw it back out into the road where it probably came from, anyhow!
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Consign it to the nether hells of ebay.
Baba 
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