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by keithold is a prodigal bagger on May 20th, 2009

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How likely is it that Paris Hilton will win the Nobel Peace Prize?

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  • by HoboJoe on May 20th, 2009

    HoboJoe

    If it was up to me, Paris should have won two or three Nobel Peace Prize by now. If Obama will just make her Secretary of Defense, she can tame Ahmadinejad and Hugo Chavez just by going to bed with them.

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  • by Silent Night on May 20th, 2009

    Silent Night

    sure she will!! once tinkerbell, her Chihuahua wins bravest dog in the world, award!

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  • by Autism Knows is finally Maestro on May 20th, 2009

    Autism Knows is finally Maestro

    LMAO yah right!

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  • by John on May 20th, 2009

    John

    if she wants it she will buy it...+5.

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  • by Ryan Smith on May 20th, 2009

    Ryan Smith

    As likely as George W. Bush receiving it.

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  • by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on May 20th, 2009

    DA BEN DAN yanggui zi

    Piece of what prize?

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  • by xhepera on May 20th, 2009

    xhepera

    A haiku:

    Still, I watch my butt
    Hopeful that monkeys will fly
    Forth from my sphincter.

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  • by anonymous on May 21st, 2009

    anonymous

    Very unlikely, since shes as thick as pig sh*t.

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  • by iDeath on May 21st, 2009

    iDeath

    That's Novel Piece prize and she's comming close.

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  • by mrtorch2 on May 21st, 2009

    mrtorch2

    unless she wipes out the kkk, o%

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  • by Lights Squared on May 21st, 2009

    Lights Squared

    As likely as I become the illuminati by the end of the year. LOL

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  • by Po etry on May 21st, 2009

    Po etry

    Well, she does give everyone a "piece" but is it noble?

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  • by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on May 21st, 2009

    Lady Alathia of Vulcan

    I'm thinking somewhere in the probability of my finding I've won the lottery while getting simultaneously struck by lightening and bitten by a shark.

    Oh, and I don't play the lottery, and the shark is actually a sophisticated intergalactic traveler from a planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

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  • by Ditto on May 21st, 2009

    Ditto

    If she gets her hands (hands, mouth or body) on the judges she stands a very good chance.

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  • by iwnit on May 21st, 2009

    iwnit

    Probably a little more unlikely as it is for her to become President of the United States:

    "The socialite told Tatler that she would organize the bash as a means to achieve world peace in the event that Hell freezes over and she ever becomes president.

    “[I would] definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting,” Paris explains with a straight face. “I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.”"
    Source and further information:
    http://www.popcrunch.com/paris-hilton-world-peace-party/

    I have nothing about the idea of "try to make peace with the countries we are fighting".

    As for the remedy, one cannot deny that Paris Hilton would at least be very qualified to throw such a party.

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  • by Wyn the Doll on May 20th, 2009

    Wyn the Doll

    She's more like a "Piece of work"... Not very likely in my opinion.

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  • by Someguy on May 20th, 2009

    Someguy

    She's a prize piece, but I doubt she'll win the Nobel Peace Prize.

    Although, if she flashed her boobs she could create a cease fire for a few minutes.

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  • by Nod.Coltsfan on May 20th, 2009

    Nod.Coltsfan

    As likely as I will, which is a very minuscule amount.

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  • by The Mess on May 20th, 2009

    The Mess

    Hell she'll probably win two just for being her. Somebody needs to take that uppity bitch down a notch.

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  • by Factotum on May 20th, 2009

    Factotum

    Sure, they hand them out to the damnedest people these days.

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  • by herecomesred2 on May 20th, 2009

    herecomesred2

    She may likely win the NoBodyWants A Piece Prize.

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  • by Anonymous on May 20th, 2009

    Anonymous

    If her BFF wins a Nobel peace prize; then we all win, right?! ;) jk

    Seriously, I'll win a nobel peace prize before she does. (Trust me, THAT won't be anytime soon.)

    Hmm, later, ain't lookin too good either.


    POINTS!

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  • by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on May 20th, 2009

    buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind

    well you never know ... Bush got elected twice!!!, so it could be on the cards

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  • by GreekGoddess on May 20th, 2009

    GreekGoddess

    Never!

    Hahaha, thanks for the laugh!

    “I would definitely try to make peace with the countries we are fighting. I’d go over to them and throw a party, so they could all get together and get along and stop the war.” Yes, a party...that's what we need.

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  • by DudeLer 2 on May 24th, 2009

    DudeLer 2

    highly unlikely. maybe if she spent more time with the children of the world. instead of the children of the rich and famous.

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  • by GeorgeGee left Answerbag (What's this?) on April 3rd, 2010

    GeorgeGee left Answerbag (What's this?)

    If she can manage to perform oral services on the entire committee, maybe. She's probably working on it.

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