You're in the desert, walking along. You come across a turtle on its back. It can't get itself upright, but you're not helping it. Why not?
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ANSWERS: 13
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Because I am also a tortoise. Besides, is this testing whether I'm a replicant, or a lesbian, Mr Deckard? ;)
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Because the turtle is dead.
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They are a terrific source of moisture....
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Because there is already a vulture standing beside it and the vulture scares me.
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Because it's a snapping turtle, and those boogers bite.
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Because I am just cruel!
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because im building it a little home first
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Because i fell on my back and can't get up. +5
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It's a mirage.
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Because someone is holding a gun to my head and telling me "If you help that turtle I will kill you!"
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I already had my Voight-Kampff test this month. I know how to trick them.
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simple there are no turtles in the desert, they would die within hours due to the lack of water. or that since I am a hare and I would finally win the race.
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I'm a cold scientist and the energy loss from bending down out weights the benefits received from doing this act (unless I ate it) in reaching my goal to survive and reproduce.
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