What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke you've heard?
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Zack Be Gone - All Hail Firebrand.
ANSWERS: 8
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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there's not just one favorite.... Jesus wears a "what would Chuck Norris do" bracelet. Chuck Norris has a hard time watching TV because he always kills the remote with his thumb. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door. Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table as he only recognizes the element of surprise
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice. When the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Cesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris once went in celebrity wheel of fortune they spent the next 29 minutes waiting for the wheel to stop. Chuck norris does not go hunting because that implies a chance of failure chuck norris goes killing Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through dry land
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Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born; the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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I didn't know Chuck Norris told jokes
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