I went to a self storage place and they sold me your unclaimed trunk for non payment of your locker. I know what I found in your trunk, do you want to tell all of us what was in there?
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Karen Anne Queen of AB
ANSWERS: 5
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do you expect me to air my 'dirty laundry'?
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"It's the part that I needed to fix my spaceship." The one that I told Willie I didn't have. If I fixed the ship, they would have cancelled the show!"
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things that I didn't want to deal with at the time and probably better able to deal with now, a past that has not been reconsidled
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Shhhh...dont tell the s/o. I told her the 10 years of Hustlers Magazines were thrown away.
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Gawd!!! So that's where it was. I have been looking for my love for months now, having no luck, I was just about to give up. I would ask you please, please, don't inflate her coz it's not time yet. You see, we had a fight and I let her down, telling her she would get no air from me until she had confessed to having an affair with the compressor in our hotel. That night, I will never forget it, I pulled her little bung and off she went but, I didn't think to shut the window first, phhhhisissssh, out she went. Anyhow, I was lucky to find her but lost her straight away as we were kicked out of the hotel and I must have put her in storage. If you like you can have a little listen, give her a couple of puffs up her bung hole and she will make some nice noises for you.
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