Can I use your bathroom?
by 
xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 19
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Sure, but for the love of God put that toliet seat down boy!
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Isn't your bathroom closer?
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sure, if you can find market rasen...lol
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You're welcome to it...don't mind the dog, she'll follow you in for moral support!!
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Yes but no nasty surprises please.
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If you don't piss on the floor,no problem!
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Yes I hope you have change for the coin machine in there...:)
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Nah, here's a true story; a friend of mine brought his pal to my house, I didn't know him, but he's an unruly, unkempt, generally horrible kind of guy. We're all typical South Londoners, we're tough, like to drink beer etc, etc, so we get wasted and he asks to use the bathroom, which seemed fine to me. Later on, after he'd left I discovered that the guy had actually shat on my floor next to the toilet. Never let someone I don't know use the bathroom since.
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In a minute...its Mr. Bubble time! +5
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it's funny you ask last night i was selling a car on craigslist and the guy drove a long way and asked if he could pee in my bushes and i said you can use my bathroom inside its clean im not a slob in fact i just painted and put new light fixtures up im proud of my bathroom just dont pee on the floor
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sure but have good aim..
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you can pee in my back yard :)
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Don't leave the seat up!!!!
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Sure but I'll have to escort you.
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Depends on what your using it for.
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Sure. But if you piss on my floor I'll make you lick it.
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Why do you have to pee again!?I just let you in damn it!!!But this time go clean up after yourself...
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as long as you pull the chain .
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Anytime. :)
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