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"Nicholas, is that you in there buddy?"
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"Holy Crap!" Comes to mind. But you never know.. He might think "I've got to pull off those sneakers before Beauregard (the snake) chokes!" Unless of course you meant "what would the snake say?"... In that case he would say: "Mmmgpphhhhh arnggghhss fhhmmpt" - which your friend should correct - because it is rude to talk with your mouth full.
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JOB WELL DONE
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You're back! Are you the toe guy? I remember you. Welcome, welcome. He would say 'Oh dear'.
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AAAGGHH!! Stop trying to eat my anaconda from the inside out!!
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Wont have to feed you again for quite some time.
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"Aren't you over this snake fetish yet?" It is very phallic, you know ....
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He'd be looking to have it finish you off because almost all your bones would be crushed and you be dead, he would be guilty of some sort involartory man slaughter charge. The sanke would be used as a WMD by the CIA in the future.
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Not quite enough snake, is he?
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I'm guessing he'd tickle your feet without saying a thing
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I guess I don't have to hide the body. LOL, Sorry that's what came to mind.
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"Well, well. I cn only imagine the droppings I 'll be seeing...." LOL
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Hmmm Im Gonna say HOLY CRAP!!! !!! !!! is what he'd say and he would either try rescuing you or steal your socks and shoes crying deeply into them before leashing up his Friend eating Anaconda and hiding it before people become suspicious of The Man sized Bulge and your sudden dissappearance.
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Hey, nice toes. Never noticed those before, but they are really attractive.
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What colour do you want your toenails painted?
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Bon Apetite!
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They don't talk with their mouth full.
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He would say "MmmmmmM!" when he finishes jerking off over your toes.
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"...what a hell of a blowjob!!"
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