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Being Hitler's best buddy.
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Italy hung him
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Making the trains run on time.
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Prime Minister of Italy in 1922
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Getting the trains to run on time.
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Being a fascist dictator who was subsequently shot and hung from a lamp post.
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Selling his soul and the welfare of the Italian people to Adolf Hitler in exchange for political power, and being a strutting, arrogant, racist, homicidal doofus. On the plus side, he did (as others have pointed out here) make the trains run on time. Personally, I'd rather be late. I'll note that the Italians executed him when they got the chance and, while the trains are notoriously late in Italy, the Italians think this was the right trade-off, and I think that was a good call.
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He had a third testicle, but it didn't really help
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It's Millhouse Van Houtens middle name.
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Making the trains run on time.
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Being ITALIAN!
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