Born of the virgin, HARRY PRIMATE, were the first of his pre-emaculate conception male members of the Jungle of Meekin to give birth to hairless siamese twins joined at the finger. The two, later named UMPDA and YALA. Umpda and Yala looked very similar compared to the others in the jungle but very different to eachother, one had brown eyes and the other had blue, one was tall and one short, one dark with light spots and the other light with dark spots, one smooth and one rough... they were separated after a tug-of-war over a banana. The two of them bumped their heads and awoke seperated at the age of 9. Umpda, having been slightly shorter but much stronger than Yala, had broke with the greater length of Yala's finger still attached to his. This may have been the reason that the respect for Umpda only grew greater amongst members of the Jungle. Yala became jealous of the extra attention he recieved. Umpda, feeling sympathetic to Yala's cries then bites off even the tip of his own his own finger along with what was left of hers and offers it to Yala so that she would be the greater adored by the hairy ones for the larger finger. But the finger would not stay attached to Yala's hand so she put it inside her so she did not to loose it. She sent of her loyal followers to find the stickyest substance from the jungle to re-attach it. TSEBA, Yala's most loyal follower took it upon himself to organize the search party to find the stickyest plant in the jungle. When TSEBA returned with the sticky plant, Yala was overjoyed. The finger would stay on all day and by night she would take it off and put it inside her. Yala was so happy with her brother that she never had cruel intentions of jealousy towards him again and with every breath her belly grew of content.

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