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Lost the car keys and had to search for them for over 2 hours.....yeah right!
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it was pouring cats and dogs (rain) stopped for happy hour to avoid it.
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Traffic working on a big presentation/project car trouble
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had work to do?
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Waylaid in a meeting with the west coast...
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Traffic, meeting, out with the guys
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"I was kidnapped and forced to have sex with this young girl of 18, before I would be released by my captors, to return home to my loved ones."
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I once worked on a project (electronics) with a married guy who had to stay all night in the office, he told his wife there is a big project, big client and he must stay to help.
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He was working against a deadline..the information for which he responsible had to be faxed that evening to be available to the user first thing the next morning. He is hardworking, always tries to do his best, is dedicated and never misses a deadline! :)
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affair with coworker
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Stayed for a promotion party.
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In my case, my husband works for the power company ... he's late or gone for days when there are large power outages.
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Perhaps he is planning something special for you and him.
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i was having sex with your sister and this has been going on for years and i have given up on begin subtle
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maybe he was actually working.
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got in a car accident
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he went out to have a drink with his secretary. sounds like its time to get a pool boy.
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Had a few drinks we his friends and need some time alone to relieve some stress.
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Traffic was unusually heavy. (This one can be checked in advance if you listen to traffic reports.) He was working on a special project and it has a deadline.
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Giving his mistress some sympathy and understanding.
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i think its time to invite the milkman in
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Boss made him work extra hours for breaking a copy machine while making a picture of his arse.
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Working a little OT so he can buy enough booze to numb the pain of having to come home to his ball busting wife.
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"I went to the wizard's house to confirm,if there's any woman on earth who's more beautiful than you,but it wasn't the case.I feel so lucky now".
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Darned traffic accident. I was the star!
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He had a meeting to attend,had extra work to do.
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an affair is the usual reason.
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My secretary needed a sperm donor.
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Meeting ran late Gave a co-worker a ride home since his car is in the shop
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i had to keep mistress happy
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Extra office work ( as they always say)
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had to get a bid in
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Impromptu mass casualty disaster preparation exercise.
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Helped somebody else with car trouble maybe.
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The itchies
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I was locked in the bathroom and had left my cell phone at my desk...
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"Valid" reasons: Had to work late Had to go for drinks with the boss/guys Accident on the road home and no place to turn off Had a flat Road construction caused major traffic jam "Charlie's" car wouldn't start, drove him home, met his family, and he wouldn't stop talking Invalid reasons: Had to work late (but "work" here is "work ON secretary or co-worker" Had to go for drinks with the boss/guys (but it was to a strip club, and drove one of the girls home) Accident on the road home... (but "accident" was spooge spot when gf wasn't careful, and had to hit dry-cleaners) Had a flat (and the girl driving the AAA truck was CUTE!) Road construction caused major traffic jam (so I went to girlfriend's until traffic cleared out) "Charlie's" car wouldn't start, drove him home, met his family, and he wouldn't stop talking ("Charlie" is really "Charlene", has no family, and we didn't really talk much, except for "Oh, yeah", "hmmm", and *scream*) It all depends on trust, right? ;-)
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Someone died at the office.
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The bastard is having an affair.
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I will give you the reason a friend of mine's (now ex-husband) gave her in the very early stage of their marriage. "I'm working late at the office". Come to find out some years later, he was cheating with his co-worker.
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Had too much work; was called for a last minute meeting;couldn't find my keys;got stuck in the traffic; had a flat tire; there was an accident and stayed to help. Those guys are great at making up excuses but they will never mention another woman or having sex with anyone else that would mean trouble, they need to be the victims!!!
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he didnt want to come home because he doesnt like his wife
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Stuck on an un-scheduled conference call (that's usually the reason I'm home late from the office, though I'm not a husband).
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While I was leaving the office my dick fell out of my pants and fell right into my secretary's mouth -- amazing! Or, maybe he is just working late and trying to provide better for his family? Its tough being a man ---- so many extremes!
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"I got a last minute phone call".
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