by 
Metaphiz
ANSWERS: 7
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Where are you?
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"Marriage is always great... when your spouse doesn't exist!" I'm single!
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Honey, as usual, You are right.
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Since the only spouse I have is an ex-spouse I would just slap a big old warning label on him and leave it at that. Perhaps something along the lines of-- May have been processed with nuts or nut like materials.
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"Tina, the other white meat."
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She's not only a great wife and mother, but she can take a licking and keep on ticking!
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Ok... For my ex "Still crazy after all of these beers."
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