Well I guess it's better than hanging him up by the arms and lighting candles under his bare feet or using a blow torch on his fingers or hanging him upside down over hot coals and cooking his brains inside his own skull and then serving them with garbonzo beans and a nice red wine to the rest of the inmates THEN telling them who they are eating ... Your looking for missing nukes is anything off the shelf ? ~Nemo~

as far as i'm concerned you get what you sow, I like the sarccasim

I want to know who the person was who said, "Hmm, the 182 times we have done already this haven't gotten us the results we needed. I think we should do it again!!" lol

Hopefully we did. And there's a world of other things we could have done to show him just how highly we valued him as a "high value" detainee. Periodically give him a free water boarding "on the house". We should have upgraded his dungeon to business class at least. Offered to clean and press his prison uniform while being half drowned. Feed and walk the rats in his cell while he was away. Make a scrapbook of all his visits so he could have something to remember them by. Videotape his sessions..., ( ow, we did that allready but the Bush administration destroyed the tapes...oh well! ). Offer to pull his nails out while being suffocated. Offer a complementary beverage and peanuts with each torture session. Offer to set up an account for services - a rotating "electrical charge account" perhaps. Use Evan or Perrier water instead of from a hose. Use of the leather padded "deluxe" torture bench. Play his favorite music in the background while "services are rendered". Plan the torture sessions around his busy schedule of sleep deprivation, verbal abuse, humiliation, and degradation. Tell him that since he was tortured so brutally and so often that he would have to be let free because no judge or jury will except evidence or testimony gained through the use of torture. And finely one excellent idea - Valet Parking at the torture chamber.....

Yeah, like, "Please rate from 1-10 how much it sucked."

The horrible thing is, they did. After the first time. The remaining 182 were them trying to get him to fill it out.

The humor here is only exceeded by the contempt and utter lack of understanding of the principals for which we're supposedly standing for. Respect for human life or dignity? It doesn't exist in this little limited world of yours evidently.