What are some of the funniest sayings you know?
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" I don't speak Spanish." this phrase is usaully followed after a sentence like. "Do you want a soft taco from taco bell".
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"The Republican party still helps the rich and sticks a knife in the back of the poor." - Truman "The enemy is not conservatism. The enemy is not liberalism. The enemy is bullshit." -- Lars Erik Nelson. "I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky---but there wasn't any gum under any of them. People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi." - Emo
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On a T-shirt it read - Yes I do - But not with you - --- I laughed --
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Save the trees, eat a beaver!
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