ANSWERS: 12
  • Besides two chicks at the same time?
  • I believe you have my stapler...
  • I just get that feeling about her, you know?
  • The part in the hypnotist's office is hilarious, and the part where he's dreaming of Lumbergh holding the cup of coffee while having sex with Joanna always cracks me up. Hell, the whole movie is my favorite part!
  • Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
  • Hey, Peter man... watch out for your cornhole, Bud.
  • Milton, Hands down.
  • "Well at least your name isnt Michael Bolton"! reply: "You know, there is nothing wrong with that name". "There was nothing wrong with it .... until I was about 12 years old, and that no talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammy's" reply: "Well, why dont JUST go by Mike instead of Michael"? "NO WAY!.... WHY SHOULD I CHANGE.... HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS"!!
  • "I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman." and "This isn't Riyadh. You know they're not gonna saw your hands off here, alright? The worst they would ever do is they would put you for a couple of months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! Shit, we should be so lucky! Do you know, they have conjugal visits there?" and i love when Lumbergh leaves him a million messages when he doesn't show up to work. and the parts where "Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangster" is playing in the back ground.
  • The demolition of the copier is my favorite part. Oh how I have dreamed that one day I can do the same to many ofice machines I have come to despise.
  • Definately Lawrence.
  • Milton. He is so funny!

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