Will the Flying Spaghetti Monster punish Atheists?
by 
AntigoneRising
ANSWERS: 6
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All pastafarians must arise and let the news go forth that those heathen who doubt the goodness of our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster shall be basted forever in the most frightening of basil sauces. Not only that, but the benefit of parmesan cheese shall forever be withheld from non-believers. Furthermore, it is said that those who disbelieve in his holy noodleness shall forever be sent to bed without supper.
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Yes! It is prophesiesed by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs himself! Repent! Only Bob can save you now!
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Arrrr Matey!
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No, not at all! The First "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" even tells us so! "1: I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject." Like some other deties*cough*GOD*cough* he's not a vain jerk.
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Yeah, he sends plagues regularly.
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No, but God will just as He will any other kind of sin. I hope that this helps. -In the service of the Master. Thank you and God bless you!
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