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Your need is not a claim on my ability.
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(repeat) My grandpa always used to say: "The only thing worse than finding a worm in your apple is finding half a worm."
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Here's one that I find quite amusing. It has a certain Woody-Allen feel to it, though I have no idea who it's actually from: "Just because I'm paranoid...that doesn't mean I'm not being watched" Here's an excellent site for all kinds of quotes and proverbs - funny, clever, dramatic, political, etc. http://www.generationterrorists.com/index_quotes.shtml
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"What a catepillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls a butterfly." -? I like it because it's just really beautiful.
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"We don't rent pisg", Gus McCray in Lonesome Dove. (I use it all the time & get the oddest looks!)
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in no particular order... "dont hate me cause you aint me" "if you dont like me its because you have a problem with yourself" "not only do i do good work, but i look great while doing it" other then the first i like them because they are 100% original straight out of my own mastermind and i feel they represent me to a T.
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