NO. Major General Flooding.

LMAO only on the base

noooo to advance you must get better, thus major flooding gets better = lieutenant colonel flooding.

I love it!!! I'll go with that... :)

Major Flooding getting worse is a demotion to the man in charge. He goes back to Lieutenant Flooding for messing up and not solving the problems of the ice jam.

It is climate change flooding. Indonesia, Australia and now the US. All within a period of one week. I see no other explanation, Jim.

Only in America do we say this. In the Commonwealth countries, ( Canada, Australia, South Africa, etc. ), after a certain stage in severity they transfer the flood responsibility from the army to the navy, ( after all - we're dealing with water here, ), and the flood stage names change. Here's the stages of a flood event: A splash - Private flooding. A puddle - Sargent flooding. A pond - Lieutenant flooding. A lake - Major flooding. A sea - Admiral flooding. A Ocean - Grand Admiral flooding. A worldwide deluge - First sea lord flooding. Notice the change happens when a lake transforms into a sea - as you know the navy "rules the seas", which is why the command of the situation transfers between departments. In nations without a navy, the army usually retains control of a flood unless it can pass it off to the Air Force or on some rare occasions, the girl scouts, ( girl guides in the UK ). A trend lately to privatize flooding by the former Bush Administration, ( or regime ), to mercenary groups like Blackwater have been unsuccessful as the recient events in New Orleans have shown. Keep smilling!

It does and let's just hope it stops raining before it becomes Brigadier General Flooding or seeps over the Navy and becomes Vice Admiral Flooding ... that would be a problem.

I think it goes past LTC and goes to a God level event.

Sometimes at my house it becomes Major General Flooding!

I never could keep those military levels straight. Is it "i before e except after c or when sounded like a as in neighbor and weigh?" Or is it "30 days hath september april june and november all the rest have 31 except february(which is a tale unto itself)? :)

It becomes a General Disaster. And then Admiral up-to-our-asses in it.