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plan for my financial future, give tons of money to charity and tell my boss to kiss my orange pumpkin ass.
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Pay my parents back for the education they grudgingly paid for and constantly sigh and moan about (this was over 20 years ago but they still pine for their departed dollars). Pay for my house and my sister's house. Take that round-the-world trip. The rest would involve endowing libraries and funding Doctors Without Borders.
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Tithe to my church, set my children up for life, and buy my wife the Chevy Tahoe that she's always wanted.
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Go to the bank, with my luck I'de loose the massive oversized check and that would be the end of that!
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Wonder how I won it without entering
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Pay all debts, move to Baja, New Mexico, send for family, support the church
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Buy a house, a car, and i would donate a large portion of it.
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I'd buy a pound of the best weed and then rent out a luxurious suite & invite all my friends over to celebrate, then I'd get a real sweet ride & finally I'd get that dream house I always wanted. The 4th thing would be to get a state of the art laptop so that I can use Answerbag wherever I am.
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I would buy a new car. Pick out a house. and then buy my father whatever his heart desired.
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Give some to Family, Retire, Travel
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well, i would probably jump up and down with excitement, go get my winnings, call my boss at work and say i quit. then i would give some to my parents, sister(s), go on a trip, buy a house, etc.
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buy a sweet car, life in a NYC penthouse and get famous
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1.change my phone number 2.contact an expert financial advisor 3.donate to charities of my choice. 4.tell my gf and my daughter that their matching 2008 Z-08 corvettes are here! 5.pay off everyone i owe 6.buy my ex employer's company,walk in the door and promote all the hard working employees that deserve it,and fire all the worthless,non working lazy ones that think the company rises and sets in their ass. 7..put a large sign in the yard,in the paper,etc. "FOR ALL MY FRIENDS THAT KNEW ME WHEN I WAS POOR,COME ON WE ARE GOING TO PARTY" "FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAD NOTHING TO DO W/ME WHEN I WAS POOR...KISS MY ASS!"
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Buy 3 different businesses.
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buy 3000 pounds of puppy chow
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1. put aside 7 million for my parents (spoil them and save some for when they're old) 2. 1 million for charity 3. 2 for myself to spend on...lots of things
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1. Pee my pants 2. Clean it up 3. Jump around, whoop and holler
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1. buy a house 2. prepare for my round the world travel 3. stay away from so-called friends.
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1- keep it a secret 2- quit this stupid job 3- Cash the money and move to Jamiaca with my hot wife
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Quit my present job! Build a new house. Give 1 million each to my two children.
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Pick myself up off the floor. I'm sure that would be the first time I would have fainted in many years.
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After recovering from a well deserved nervous breakdown I would travel north to Tallahassee to collect my earnings. (less taxes) After that I would promptly hire a trustworthy accountant and attorney. The it would all be down-hill.
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Brag to people who made fun of me and they are now hobos.
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Refrain from making it obvious :D:D:D
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Depends on how much. If relatively small... Bank or invest it for a year, then pay off bills and home. If large, pay off the bills FIRST, then bank the rest.
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Shut my mouth. Go pick up the money and disappear.
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The first thing I would do is consult with an attorney and set up a "Family Partnership" and do my best to keep things very low key and disappear for a while .
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say goodbye
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The Big Lottery: Help my dad pay off and finish work on his house, car, and truck. Move out, get my own place, and maintain a job... yes, I would work, even if I won the lottery! Save the rest of the money... A Small One: Help at home, put the extra in savings.
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Is this a trick question? I'd deposit the check first.
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Most of it goes to taxes, so I pay off college loans, get some decent things, and save the rest for later when I go overseas to help with NPOs. :)
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Nothing, absolutely nothing.
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Call my folks and tell them to quite there jobs. Then id probably spin a globe with my eyes closed and gooooooooo there!
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Spend Spend Spend Give to a good cause And... Spend Spend Spend!
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If you would like to send me the money,SS# and bank acount info I would be happy to take care of the headaches for you. :-)
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Change my phone number and get a lawyer and an accountant.
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Give some to my family, buy a nice house, and then go on a small world tour while I think about what to do next.
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With my luck, I'd probably croak from a heart attack;)
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pay off debts. buy 2 cars at about 20-25k each. one for me, one for wife. go to school for mechanical engineering. pattent several inventions that I already know will work without a hitch. work out a few that might have problems. improve the quality of life for the masses (the rich can fend for themselves)
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call my boss and start singing "take this job and shove it"
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1. cash the ticket to make sure i actually get the money 2. tell everybody! 3. possibly quit my job 4. buy an airplane (i'm amused with flying) 5. buy a yacht 6. ocean front property somewhere hot 7. put the rest in a term deposit and make more!!!!
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1] Pay my tithes. 2] Pay all my bills. 3] Give some to my church. 4] pay off my fiances car. 5] Give some to March of dimes. 6] Take a Vacation. 7] Put some in my savings 8] Go shopping. 9] It probally gone by now. 10] If I have any left shop some more.
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Pay off all my debt and move out of my mother's house. (bad divorce, lol)
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buy a 50' sailboat, pay off my debts
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Give my employer my notice of intent to resign. I'd probably stay on until someone is trained. Not many people would. Hahaha!
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Thank the Lord and pay off the bills and give the rest away.
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Hire an attorney bc some people will try to sue you for just looking at them wrong.
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Pay off all my debts, and put the money in a savings account, and use only enough to pay the bills and get me a little extra every month.
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I'd buy a Superbowl ad for the tax honesty movement.
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