What would be a really bad reason to call 911?
by 
gtravels loves her life penguin
ANSWERS: 47
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To find out the name of a police officer that just came to your house because you thought he was cute! I actually saw on tv where a woman did just that! The police returned to arrest her for misuse of the 911 system.
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Don't call 911 to ask if white shoes are appropriate to wear before Easter.
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"I think the cops are looking for me, please, where can I hide?! :(" =P
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If they wouldnt give you any chicken Mc Nuggets.....
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Because here in England if you got a problem, 911 ain't gonna get you far...!
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Calling to ask for help with the housework!
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To ask for help getting your Christmas lights down.
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1. out of boredom 2. to ask for a date 3. because your toast is stuck in the toaster and your requesting the jaws of life. 4. your mate stunk up the bathroom and your feeling light headed.
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if someone is giving u a dr
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Hey, where can I find a good bag of dope around town anyway?
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My dog pooped on the carpet again. Can you please come shoot her.
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To see if they are open!!
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someone in you family is dying and you know they can't be saved
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I saw on the news a cop who swiped some dope from evidence, went home and baked brownies - then called 911 when he and his wife were completely high. It must have been good stuff, because they sounded scared as hell. He was "allowed to resign" by the way.
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It would be really bad to call 911 to ask them what time they will be going to bed and the hours they will be answering phones
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To check the time and temperature. Maybe even movie listings.
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my hash-dealer rippd me off... :O... peace!!!
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I need to report a paper cut.............
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A police officer once told me he responded to a 911 call. He said the lady had a charge on her phone bill she did not recognize. She said she wanted to report that someone had stolen a phone call from her. The officer told her to please call the phone company.
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squirrels fighting in the garden
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hum...chicken nuggets?
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to ask what they are wearing
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This would be a really stupid reason, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEJlkd8QwRY&feature=related
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If someone stole your pot ...no crap...this actually happens
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My cable/satellite TV isn't working.
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Complaining your phone battery is low, it might cut out mid call!
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to ask them for a lift to some other place you need to be.
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To ask if they have Prince Albert in the can. You might have to be a bit older to remember that one.
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Because you have a toothache.
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I dropped my PENCIL!!!!
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I am about to pass gas and my a$$ might start a fire. I wonder if my cell phone has service here. Set a timer and see if the cops arrive in time. To offer them some coffee and donuts. Ask them to find your son(who's playing somewhere in the neighborhood) so he can wash up for dinner.
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Well in england you would call 999 in New Zealand it would be 111 In America it's 911 By the time you find out where you are then you may not need to call them. Just imagine calling up to report that an elephant has escaped from the local Zoo and is threatening to shit on and kill 50 people in the park? Would you need the police, the coastguard, the fire brigade or an ambulance. Perhaps just nip down to your local 711 store and buy a heap of Loo Rolls!
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For the time and/or temperature.
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"Hello 911? Yeah, my alarm clock is broken, can you send someone over at 7am to wake me up?"
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If I chipped a nail and needed a ride to the salon to have it fixed.
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your lost in Australia.
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To find the number for 911.
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because your cat was stuck up a tree?
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My child had an accident!
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Definitely, the lady who called recently because the McDonalds she was at didn't have any chicken strips or nuggets, can't remember which. It was all over the news.
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actually, there arent any bad reasons. 911 is there to help us.
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"Hello 911, what is your emergency?" "Hi, the damn neighbor kids keep kicking their ball in my yard, i'm at the end of my rope, send a car over NOW!"
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HELP MEEEE!!!! I'M HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY!!!!
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For reasons of intolerance of someone who is not a threat. nekid people that you know are harmless - no way are they concealing a weapon people smokin pot - not my business - just don't try an' force me to smoke any people who are stupid - my neighbor built a cardboard outhouse - but that is HIS problem - and not mine
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You can't find your socks.
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there is a bug in your house
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