ANSWERS: 17
  • talk to him alone and ask him to maybe walk to the bathroom or some other place where nobody is when he needs to pass gas. but hey, atleast he does it quietly.
  • Tell them that you had a relative who smelled like that and it turned out to be terminal colon cancer and they should get checked
  • Keep a candle burning.
  • Keep a can of febreeze nearby and when your co-worker passes gas spray it around your immediate area.
  • Have a can of toilet spray ready, he should get the message, or ask him to stop eating onions;0)
  • Bring a can of Lysol with you and when he starts to fart, you start to spray. Eventually, he'll get the point
  • Is he dropping stealth bombs? (poppin' then leaving the stink around you?) I'm brutal about these things, I'd tell him to stop f-ing farting around me before I start printing up flyers.
  • leave him a note in an envelope. typed or written by someone else is handwriting recognition is a problem. plain/professional paper, no smurfs/bunnies/unicorns. "Dear Co-Worker: "You may or not be aware that you pass gas frequently during the day. Even though it's not noisy it offensive smell is impossible to ignore. "Many diet motifications and over-the-counter solutions for this are available. You could also just go somewhere other than the work area when you can't hold it. "Anything you do will be appreciated by others and will probably help your career. (signed) A Fellow Worker"
  • Slip anti-gas medication into his coat pocket
  • Light a scented candle on your desk.
  • Tell him about it and ask he do something about it, like hold it in until he leaves the area or goes to the bathroom. If he doesn't stop, go to the boss and have him visit with the smell is the worst. Maybe they can separate you two.
  • Tell him that he needs to take something like BEANO for his gas ... IF he fails to do so ; then let him know that unless he does something within three days ; that you will personally file a complaint to management.
  • Light a match
  • Try and guess what he had for dinner the night before. Blurt it out for all to hear and thank him for sharing. Invite others to come over and smell. Public humiliation is a great deterrent.
  • Lawsuit. Lawsuit. You can come up with a healthy reason why that person's poor manners is interfering with your health.
  • This sign by my desk has been working.
  • just make a sign saying this.passing slient but deadly gas kills not just the person next to you but all around you.So be certess and go to the bathroom.P.S. your pereers will thank you.

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