What's the strangest phrase you've ever heard?
by 
Inspector Javert
ANSWERS: 19
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I know mine - That's as queer as a clockwork orange.
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"Well piss fire in a bucket" or "It's colder than a witches ti*ty in a brass bra doing push ups in the snow in the middle of winter."
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"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit..." "I know I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but..."
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Eat a di*k up till you hiccup...lol
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Put some jam on your shoes and invite your trousers for tea.
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I'm Fixin' To
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"Whew, its cold then a dogs d*ck out there"
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"Go p*ss up a rope!" "I was so mad I could chew nails and spit BBs!"
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"Your house smells like farts, your family smells like farts, you smell like farts!" -Totally Awesome Dudes
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My late stepdad, when he was pissed at someone... Go pound salt in your a**
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good googa mooga!!
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i boak my dippa!!
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My phrase - you are a hand bag wearing frilly knickered sissy sissy lala.
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OSiAlFeCaNaKMg (Pronounced Oh-sigh-al-fee-cah-nack-mag). It's a pneumonic for remember the 8 most common elements in the Earth's crust in decreasing order of abundance.
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I knew this girl who would say, "Beat a pave." She would say something like, "At those prices people will beat a pave to the store." No one is really sure what she is talking about. Of course, she also carried a baby to term with out ever knowing she was pregnant and she was married and the husband didn't know either.
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"The long and the short of it..." Well, what is it... long or short? Can't be both.
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My friend's phrase which is s'posed to mean hello or how's you. It's Bon Porno?
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"Might as well. Too windy to haul gravel" That's from a Star Trek-related book and would take too long to explain. Although I remember that the Vulcan who heard this phrase reported that 17 hours of contemplation on it had yet to reveal any understanding of it.
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"Your answer was about as wavy as gravy" my friend says this alllll the time. I don't really get it. I didn't know that gravy was wavy.. but okay?..
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