I Asked God For A Sign. It Said "Clean Restrooms 2 Miles" What Should I Do?
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ANSWERS: 13
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find a bush...
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I'd be sure to wear rubber gloves. Those chemicals can do a number on your skin.
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pee or crap in the restroom if u need to, bet check if its really clean first. god is wrong a lot of times about these things.
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wow, you must have REALLY pissed him off. Any idea how many restrooms there are within a 2mi. radius of you? Think you will be done in time for dinner or should we eat without you?
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I hope those restrooms are well supplied... (and have toilet covers)
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I think you have a bit of a road a head of you but when you arrive you will be able to rest.
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Take a whiz.
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Go to the restroom or pee your pants, your choice.
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I would change my religion if I were you and find a God who's got a brewery contract.
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go read the writing on the walls
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Do it by the side of the road. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
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You better clean them then.
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On the lighter side, if you were needing to go to the restroom when you asked, be thankful. If not, maybe you should make sure you are treating your wife right as that could be a hindrance. http://bible.cc/1_peter/3-7.htm
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