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MrJosh
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No, but it would be a step in the right direction. With love in Christ.
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lol! You would have to become a believer!
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only if you start worshipping the kitty, but then again you probably should be in a mental institution if youre doing that
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Naming a kitten God doesn't actually make him God. But it is blasphemy so good luck with that.
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You could start your own church since you would have your own God
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No. There is a specific exception in The Atheist Handbook and Bar-B-Q Guide. P. 23 - "Atheists may believe in kittens and adults cats named God so long as they don't believe said quadruped created the universe but it is highly recommended that male kittens so named be castrated lest they become God the father."
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Only if you thought your kitten was a deity.
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hahahaha no but if ur kitty got lost and you went outside and started screaming "GOD! GOD!" people would look at you funny
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Gotta answer this one again - I like it: So then Pussy would be your God? :-)
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No, simply ascribing the name "god" to a thing does not make the concept of god apply to that thing any more than naming a cat "chair" makes the cat a chair.
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Oh, MrJosh, come over to my dog. My dog is a good dog and he will give you your salivation. Forsake all others who come before him!
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