What's the most useless phrase you can think of?
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SalientAlien
ANSWERS: 25
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big douche..useless.
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umm
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A slogan from an antidepressant advertisement I saw awhile back. "Don't let depression get you down." When I read that, I started twitching in anger, threw the magazine with the ad in it to the ground and spat on it. The uslessness and illogic of that phrase just makes me want to spit.
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At this point in time
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A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. LOL!
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You can't stomp on a snake with both feet in a bucket.
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that old phrase from elementary school. we've all said it. we've all been told this. "I'm rubber, you're glue whatever you say about me bounces off of me and sticks to you" that's so lame.
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"turn that frown upside down..." That phrase drives me INSANE!! Totally useless... lol
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"6 of 1, half a dozen of the other." I really hate this way of saying that it's the same either way. I don't know why I hate it. It sounds so dismissive, I guess.
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"It's all good" I always feel like saying.. "no, its not. '
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Here's on from the time I hydroplaned on a highway in New Jersey and my car was spinning around while cruising along at 90 miles per hour: "Turn into the spin". I had memorized that in driver's ed class in hish school. Fortunately, time had slowed, as it tends to in life-or-death situations, and I had a chance to ponder this phrase. "turn into the spin" Indeed. Does turning "into" the spin mean that I should steer more in the direction that I am spinning? Or does it mean to turn against the spin, into the direction from which it is coming? I'm still not sure. People would do well to sort this out ahead of time.
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like whatevrrr
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"I'm sorry sir, but since you don't have insurance, we won't perform the operation. We have done enough to stabilize you, now you have to go home. What do you mean you can't afford the medication prescribed? If you don't take it you could die within a week. Have a nice day." This is what was told to my brother today when he was "released" from an Arizona hospital following his 5th heart attack. I find it pretty f**king useless.
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"Well, basicly..." or "The sun dont shine up the same dogs ass everytime,", or "Hillary in 08"
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"Chicken nooda soup, chicken nooda soup"---[insert SH*T rap song lyrics here that make no real sense]---"and let it rain, and clear it out, and let it rain... and clear it out" ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SONG MAKES ME SO BLOODY ANGRY!!!!!!! IT'S ABSOLUTLEY POINTLESS AND STUDPID AND CRIES "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO RAP ABOUT BECAUSE YOU KNOW, SEX, BOOZE, DRUGS, AND GETTING SHOT GET TIRING TO WRITE ABOUT" ................. sorry bout that. I just really don't like that song, and I find the phrase pretty damn useless *also pardon the prophanity's in this answer. I don't usually speak in such tounuges*
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"Don't worry, be happy" (It was a phrase before the song, by the way) Oh yeah, because it's pretty much a given that somehow instantly being happy is going to make all of my worry go away, and I'm going to get things done like that. "I can't worry about this phone bill! *grin*"
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America, George Bush is now president
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does a bear sh*t in the woods
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Do chickens have sex? - thats just lame and dumb! EDIT what do you put in a toaster - someone always replys toast
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'If you can't read this, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons'
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"You gotta do what you gotta do". This catchphrase is a warning that the persom that you are doing business with has some pretty shaky ethics. They use this expression as a validation of their next move.
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'Well you should have thought of that before you did it.' OBVIOUSLY I didn't think that far ahead, or didn't YOU think that far ahead when making that stupid statement?
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Like, um, you know, whatever!
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where did you lose it?
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush??? ????!?!?!?!?!!!!????
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