What is your favorite joke?? make me laugh people...
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A termite walks into a bar. He jumps up on a bar stool and says.. "So, Where's the bar tender" .. .. .. Ya gotta think about it
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Everybody was feeling Merry (Mary), so she left. It's my favorite joke because when my mom was still alive she used to tell it every Christmas!
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. . .. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?' The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.' The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!'
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One of the oldest jokes I remember is A lady standing in the sea has lost the top half of her Bikini, she has her arms folded Across her chest a little boy runs up to her and says mrs it you are going to drown those two puppies could I have the one with the pink nose.
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a man walks into a bar and says "ow!"
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2 muffins are sitting in an oven, after a little while one says "man, its getting hot in here" and the other one screams "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN"
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