You're playing at a golf course. You find an old golf cart near an old tree. Then you find a trail and follow it. It leads to an old cemetery. The path ends at a sunken grave, what do you do?
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I take a leak in the grave.
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Pick up my ball and get back to the game before another group plays through.... priorities please!
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I'm sure I will find my ball in the bottom of the grave. A sand wedge will do.
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I notify the caretaker or the management for the cemetary ...
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Soil myself.
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Wonder how the hell I got there. I've never played golf before in my life!
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turn around and go home
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Slap myself for wasting so much time. By playing golf in the first place, and by following some trail for no real reason other than being nosy about who left the golf cart there.
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I would return to my golf clubs and continue down the fairway to the nineteenth hole and a margarita.
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