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Folding laundry and putting it away.
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Mowing the Lawn! Considering the heat in this city of Brisbane, Australia. It gets so hot that sometimes you just need to take a bit off :p
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Cleaning the house. Entirely too much work involved.
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vacuuming the dog
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Scrubbing the tiles and glass shower screen in the bathroom
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Cleaning the toilet - nuff said.
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Washing dishes. I'd rather clean the litter box, clean the bathrooms, do laundry, vacuum, anything. I hate dishes!
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It's funny because I read the question thinking it was about the guy in the Bible who was in the center of the controversy between Satan and God. Why did you make the j capital? You tricked me. I hate cleaning out the cat box twice a day and then scrubbing it out every few weeks to disinfect it. It is a miserable job but someone has to do it and it isn't going to be hubby.
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Folding clothes is my least favorite household task...
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I know I am not alone on this one: doing the dishes. The worst part is when the sponge gets that musty, rank, dirty sponge smell. It takes a long time and a lot of scrubbing to get it off your hands.
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Well, like, I hate taking showers.! I spend all my time on yachts, and golly, I would rather wash up on shore. Just so long as I can drink a quart of pinoqachole first.
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I would rather scrub the toilet than wash the dishes. I hate washing the dishes.
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