ANSWERS: 16
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Sc-m B-gs, underware porn x5, drugs, alchohol,and thats my wife's suitcase
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wait till you see some of the outfits i wear. X)
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a 34" dildo
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Another custom officer who says move on to the next bag please.........
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My electric razor as it hums (You'd be surprised to discover... it's not a dildo!).
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I dont know...would a pocket pussy surprise you? :p
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lol - nothing weve seen it all!!
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You might be surprised at my adult DVDs .... ?
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My cum-sponge harness, a spider gag, a set of shackles, and some rope :-)
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Nothing, mine would be basic boring stuff but I would get thru customs faster.
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Jello and your picture....now that's funny right there and yet kinda disturbing? You said surprise me and I hate jello...but funny TC
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a bald eagle egg MUAH-h-h-ah-ah-ah
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Several combat canes, swords, and Baoding Balls ... in a guitar case, along with a suitcase ... not with my carry on bag ...
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A small coffee maker to heat water for vegetarian meals on the chance nothing is available on the road. You never want to use the coffee maker in a hotel frequented by flight crews...ewe!
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a 6ft stuffed dragon!!?
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my classical guitar!
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