ANSWERS: 83
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i was in that situation once. i just walked away not saying a word because they made me feel a little bit stupider.
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Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm still here! :)
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"See? I TOLD you." "NOW do you believe in the resurrection of the dead?"
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i would say yur talking to me aren't you? pinch me i am real.
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If jesus can do it so can i
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"Well... this is awkward."
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"I had to turn around; I forgot something." If they've known me long, they will definitely believe it.
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Yeah I rose back from the dead, see how bad I smell? I've decided to come back on AB.
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"I am. Welcome to Hell!" Then I'd let out a wild cackle as I run around the room until someone joined me or called for security.
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I got a return ticket ,it was early closing
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I'd say "Im alive and kicking!" (and then I would kick em)
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Look at them like they're stupid and say: "We ARE." If they're stupid enough to think you're dead, they'll probably believe you.
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I'd say "That's what you get for thinking".
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" I AM! (woooooooo's) I AM A GHOST!
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Aww, I love you too...
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Sorry to disappoint you, but as you can see I am very much alive and well.
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Well i guess your hitman failed! Pay me my $500.
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"I wondered why you were digging through my trash!"
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"Yeah, I was. But i decided to renew my subscription to LIFE"
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and gee .... i thought you were alive !!!! haha
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Well, you know those rumor mills...
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OMG!! They didn't tell you I went on a world cruise? Had a really great time!!
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Do you believe in ghosts?
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"Not last time I checked."
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BOO!!!
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well, just don't stand there... Give me a ((((hug))))!
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"Well I thought I killed you!"
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No, I just fell asleep in the storage room!
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"I get that a lot."
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You mean to tell me you didn't get my postcard?
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Yeah, well..I decided there wasn't much future in it.
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Reminds me over-amping on crystal.
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Oh that Sam, such a practical joker... And I suppose he told you he was in my will, too!!
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My husband says the same thing to me during sex. http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3794389
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Oh, that really did happen to me. The woman who owned my store before me never worked at the store much herself. I ran the store for her for years before buying it. Alot of customers thought that I had been the owner all along. After she passed away I had a customer come in and say that they thought they had read in the paper that I had died. It was kinda of creepy until I realized what had happened.
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I said I'd be back !
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My Dad had that experience once with my Grandmother. He was shocked and hurt. His response was to tell her that She knew that wasn't true! That he was sorry, no good excuses for it but he hadn't been feeling good for a while.
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Only in your dreams.
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"Rumors of my death have been somewhat exaggerated."
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"Oh, I am. You're the only one who can see me right now."
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Am I NOT?
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"Do you know, someone said that to me yeterday as well!"
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Oh! I heard you were, glad the rumor was false
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"Only in the real world"... :)
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I'd say one of 2 things depending on my mood. Either "Sorry to disappoint!" or "Gee, I was just going to say the same thing to you!"
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I'd say... Sorry, I guess you're just not that lucky. ;)
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I was.
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I'd be like, BOO. Now then, Imma curse your ass, courtesy of the other side. *Points and throws random curse.*
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I thought I was too, but medical miracles brought me back.
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"REALLY? Oh my god! Someone said I was dead? Who? What's going on? How did I die? FOR REALS someone said that? Crazy!"
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I'd say: Unfortunately, for you, it seems, I'm not.
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hmm, interesting delema guess its been answered for them just having you stand in front of them !! just take in the look on their face, you will know if it needs an answer of if they are in real shock !!
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I would say "Gee, I always remembered YOU as being much better looking"!!!
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i'd say 'youre looking at a ghost - be scared, very scared!
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Gee, I thought you had a brain.
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"Gee sorry... i was too busy banging your mom."
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I would say Gee you thought wrong.
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yeah........it was me in that coffin......but I was only taking it for a test drive.
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"I am, so you can hand over your brains peacefully or we can do this the hard way."
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I would give them my scrunched up angry face and say, "um, no, I'm still alive, thanks" Then I would smile and laugh.
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I am. I'm the ghost of Christmas future. What are you going to get me for Christmas this year?
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"Sorry, I hope you aren't disappointed."
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I was, but its easier to haunt you if I am alive.
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Awwwwwwwwww. You wish.
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Darn I see you're still alive
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I was for a while, but then I gave it up. It didn't suit me.
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Err, yes. Dead Tired. But now I'm wide awake.
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Uh, I'm working on it!
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It took me 1000's of dollars and alot of effort to make you think that... and now its all ruined. WONT YOU JUST GO AWAY
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I would feel be like "What????" Roll my eyes and just walk away.
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Am I that pale? I need to get out more.
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Me ? Hah, I don't die that easily !
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I was, but I'm back.
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nah, I'm not that lucky.
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"I thought you were too, I just got back from trying to find your body". (: -Jessica Edgell soon to be Zeidler.
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I'd say, "I was, but I was sent back!" :D
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oh my.
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I missed you too:)
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I'm so sorry to dissapoint!
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... that was just a some other person that looked like me ...
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gee i thought you were chuck norris
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"BRAAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!"
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I am, dead inside this decaying shell
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