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Hey don't i know you from MySpace?!
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Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants.
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I was at a Spanish restaurant once and I ordered a burrito and some jackass busboy just *had* to ruin the it by saying "Hey baby, want to see a *real* burrito?"
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Someone told me once: Hey baby youre on fire can I put you out. LAME!!
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In a bar with my sisters, a man kept offering to buy me a drink. After the 3rd or 4th time I turned him down, he shouted, "Damn! I got a job and a car and everything!" just as the song on the jukebox ended. He was so embarrassed he left the bar alone.
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the worst pick up line i ever heard was "are you an angel cuz you fallen from the sky".. what the hell is that.. what type of girl falls for this.. i just cant believe that men actually say this..
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Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only TEN I see. THAT one always works!!!! joking, that actually never works......
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" do you like your eggs scrambled or sunnyside up" AS IF....
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this is the best were your parents looking at the the stars when they concevied you because your eyes are like diamonds
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Come on get your coat, you've pulled
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"Nice t*ts. Wanna f**k?" Yeah. There is no comeback for that.
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I'm a plumber and I heard you have a leak and Is your dad a baker? Cause you have some hott buns
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The best and worst pickup line of 2007 has to be: "Do you have Facebook?"
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I was sitting a friends house and a guy was sitting next to me all the sudden I felt his hand on my leg moving up and he said "I have to warn you I have wandering hands!" Come on now guys do you really think thats gonna work on a girl?
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