If you were an alien,and you just landed on this planet,what is the first thing you would ask someone?
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What the hell...
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Cats & Dolphins lol
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Where's the washrooms? :p
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Directions...I'm a guy after all.
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Giv us a fag!
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are you an alien? v(^,^)v
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What are you?
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I have run out of Air. How much does it cost to fill into my spaceship.
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Where's the nearest gas station? I need to fill up and get out of here before your government decides to dissect me!
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Directions to a McDonalds restaurant. "We came for a McRib sandwich".
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What's the price of your fuel?
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Is this AREA 51?
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Long trip. Where can I get a piece of ass?
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where is the bar!!or the boobie bar.lmao.
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Can you tell me where to find the intelligent life?
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'We come in peace, we have made the long journey in a nearly broken down ship to find snctuary. Now could you please direct me to the loo?'
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Where is the loo please?
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Who's in charge? This place is a mess!
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If it was a hot babe, "Hey, so you wanna join the 97 trillion mile high club?" *wink wink* with my one eye!
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Who's that idiot? *Points to the White house*
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Who are you ?
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TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER
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V*@%^ &*>* O" :!i_"V$$%:) Interpretation Which way to Hollywood?
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Why are so many things binary?
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where's the restroom?
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Where are we?
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Where's the food?
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If it is difficult to find (drinking)water here ?
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If it is difficult to find (drinking)water here ?
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Nothing- I would pack up and leave!
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The president's IP address and the naval base.
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Excuse me, but can you understand what I am saying?
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Can you take me to your leader? Not that Bush fellow either, I don't buy that. He can't be your leader, no ones that stupid... oh... he is? No, he really is?
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"We came for your dinosaurs. Give them to us and nobody gets hurt. Do you see that guy with the ray gun? He's NOT the nice one."
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Who the f*** are you? and what's up with that?
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what are u starin at?
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where is the bathroom? and where can i find intelligent minds?
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wheres the bathroom our toilet is cloged
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Oh no, what have I done?
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What infectionus diseases does your planet have? It does what?!? I'm leaving!!!
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Do you know where I can find L. Ron Hubbard? I'm a thetan and would like my royalties from Scientology.
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We have come to study intelligent life here on this OMG, WTH have you done here SOB. Nothing here, lets blow this popsicle stand, two to beam up.
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Oh I guess my alien children can't get a good education and job because we are eleagle aliens. lol just a political joke. (If you down-grade me please leave a message why.)
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Is everybody here looney - I heard they we're - lol
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probably where the closest starbucks is, i wouldn't be surprised if they didn't have franchises set up on other planets already.
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"Excuse me, but where's the nearest McDonalds? We heard about the fries."
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What the hell is the deal with the metal boxes on wheels? Are you folks aware that they produce poisons that are making you and your biosphere sick?
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Take me to your leader.
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we have come in search of intellegence life,Ooops!,wrong planet.
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What do you mean I can't park here?
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Excuse me, can you take a picture for me?
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Is there a macdonalds round here ?
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where is the nearest gas station?
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Why is this race continuing to emit carbon dioxide even though you know, and we can tell from our own analysis that it is playing havoc with your ecosystem ?
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"Excuse me. Could you tell me the nearest place where I could get some Reese's Pieces?"
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"Where can I make a U-turn?"
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I would activate my "cloak of invisibility" for a week or so...observe how the humans interact with one another long enough to determine which humans were kind, thoughtful and calm...I would avoid the yellers/verbal-physical abusers at all cost, because they could just as easily pick up a weapon and destroy me because I was "different"..when I could be assured that I would be accepted and listened to...given a chance to have my say, I would ask the eldest of the group this question..."how may I be of help to you?"
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Can i hae a cup of tea i am parched dude!
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Why did you elect HIM your leader ?
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how to survive here
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Shitter's full. You checked your shitter? (a'la Christmas Vacation)
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