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CNA work
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Nurse
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Sounds like you may be a carer for someone with a mental illness.
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You have to be a nurse or work in another part of the health care profession that directly involves patient care. Me too. When on the job they can do all of that and, well, it is part of the job. .... edit I see that you are not a nurse. When you say how you came to have this done, could you drop me a comment?
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Labor and delivery nurse?
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Sounds like you were a nurses aid at a nursing home.
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Giving birth to a newborn baby?
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You were a child carer
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You have the same job I do. A prison Guard.
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You are an animal care worker of some sort.
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You were working in healthcare and you are not offended because you know that this might happen if people are feeling sick or are disoriented/confused. You know that they may not be themselves.
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Prison officer ??? Tell us tell us !!
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You're either changing a baby, or being paid as an extra in a R. Kelly video. -
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Wearing a toilet around your neck?
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PRISON OFFICER ???
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A babysitter or a mother.
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I mean no offense but, pornstar?
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u r monica lewinsky
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Trying to give an animal a pill?
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Animal trainer? Dealing with my ex? Those two are pretty close actually;)
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umpiring.
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I am sorry, I do not even remember meeting you, let alone having sex!
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Changing a diaper?
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You're a MOM!!
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President of the United States of America?
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You were a zookeeper for the chimp exhibit!! Those little guys can go APESHIT CRAZY!!!
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mr. Bush? Is that you?
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A trick for $350
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I would say you were being a Mom to your kids!
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Babysitting?
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As a mom, I've gotten all these - the peed on and pooped on done inadvertantly, but I've gotten them all. Can't say as I've enjoyed the experiences, either.
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Hanging out with a bad group of llamas.
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being a parent!?!?
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being a brat or being nasty?
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something to do with camels?
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You either have a fetish for these things or are the mother of 5 kids
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Camel driver, in a caravan, maybe.
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asking 4 peace!(thets how tings r latly)
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Living in NYC.
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It could be either one of the two: your cat, dogs, horses that you mentioned on your page or, you work in a rehab center
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Zookeeper
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Sounds like a horse! lol
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Working with children with special needs?
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I think you're a parent.
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Your either a parent or you work in a nursing home.
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you may have already herad this one but that sounds like some pretty fucked up german porn or something lol (no offence to any germans either just chill and watch some sarah silverman)
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He's changing a diaper, to be specific
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Did we ever get the answer to this?
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Being a chump!
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Changing babies' diapers.
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Either a Vet Doctor, zookeeper, working with animals, older people in a hospital or nursing home or with kids.
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Training a parrot.
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volunteer at a sex show?
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Running for political office?
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taking care of an infant
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raising a baby
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"A retard Care Center??!"
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Being a mom
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You must have been painting the basement of the outhouse.
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talking on the internet? virtual stuff?
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playing some wierd video game?
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where did you meet my ex-wife?
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well parent has been done id say your a pr specialist in the bush administration, or an anchor on FOX news maybe a son inlaw married to a second generation hillbilly you could always be the average married male went for humor and failed misserably
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Parent. More fool you! ;-)
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Are you a toilet? :P
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The same as the gals in the Two Girls One Cup video. All those things. Those very disturbing things.
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Sounds like you're working at a nursing home?
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I do not want to know... I am too afraid to find out that that is kinky to you
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Either you work in child care or in a zoo!
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maybe you're extremely annoying, but totally deaf and blind? or you're earth (as in the ground we walk on AND the planet)
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probably leading the gay pide parade
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Are you a correctional officer?
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trying to get the husband to take out the trash?
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You were visiting the monkeys at the zoo.
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You must be a psychiatric nurse.
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You work in a school, you're a teacher. Sounds like young kids. I have been through all that, you forgot throw up in the list. Am I right?
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delivering a baby?
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sounds like some sort of porn.
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Taking care of a baby.
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Bring out the gimp.
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Working with monkeys, in the monkey cage,
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Working in a nursery, day care or nursing home.
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raising a child?
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raising children!
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Babysitting a very very small child.
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You're a parent... or a sex fiend! lol ;þ
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you were flushing, youre a toilet
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Taking care or raising an autistic child or one with torrettes syndrome. Been there done that.
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youre being a parent!!!
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It's quiet obvious you are a parent! :o)
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Your dead?
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Are you a Boston Red Sox Fan?
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you are an animal care worker cleaning out a camels enclosure.
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You were working with me in the Prison. Add beat up, cut, and blood splattered all over you and it sounds like a day at work for me.
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Being a Mom.
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You were a charger fan at a Raider game!
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Returning from Vietnam perhaps?
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You were doing acid at a Grateful Dead concert.
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You are in a politicians motorcade perhaps?
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A mother?
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