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by Arisztid on January 4th, 2009
You have to be a nurse or work in another part of the health care profession that directly involves patient care.
Me too. When on the job they can do all of that and, well, it is part of the job.
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I see that you are not a nurse. When you say how you came to have this done, could you drop me a comment?
by SABOTEUR on January 4th, 2009
You're either changing a baby, or
being paid as an extra in a R. Kelly video.
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by Keysha on January 4th, 2009
You are an animal care worker of some sort.
by Aero the lifeguard on January 4th, 2009
I mean no offense but, pornstar?
by LoggyBren on January 4th, 2009
You were working in healthcare and you are not offended because you know that this might happen if people are feeling sick or are disoriented/confused. You know that they may not be themselves.
by KayJ on January 4th, 2009
Labor and delivery nurse?
by Discipline on January 4th, 2009
You were a child carer
by Poohbear1427 on January 4th, 2009
Nurse
by Jen-Jen on January 4th, 2009
CNA work
by Twisted Taco on January 9th, 2009
You either have a fetish for these things or are the mother of 5 kids
by spiff on January 4th, 2009
A babysitter or a mother.
by jackrobin01 is a girl on January 4th, 2009
PRISON OFFICER ???
by Don Gorgeous George on January 4th, 2009
Wearing a toilet around your neck?
by Anonymous on January 4th, 2009
Giving birth to a newborn baby?
by Scrappy on January 4th, 2009
Sounds like you were a nurses aid at a nursing home.
by jackrobin01 is a girl on January 4th, 2009
Sounds like you may be a carer for someone with a mental illness.
by TheJoker on January 28th, 2009
Either you work in child care or in a zoo!
by shrinkess on January 21st, 2009
Being a mom
by Little Miss Dangerous on January 9th, 2009
I think you're a parent.
by Juice on January 9th, 2009
Working with children with special needs?
by Albireo on January 9th, 2009
Sounds like a horse! lol
by Helen of Toys on January 8th, 2009
A trick for $350
by SnortingMercury enjoys New panties on January 6th, 2009
You were a zookeeper for the chimp exhibit!! Those little guys can go APESHIT CRAZY!!!
by DwarfClown on January 6th, 2009
Changing a diaper?
by wthing8 on January 6th, 2009
I am sorry, I do not even remember meeting you, let alone having sex!
by gtravels loves her life penguin on January 6th, 2009
Animal trainer? Dealing with my ex? Those two are pretty close actually;)
by jackrobin01 is a girl on January 4th, 2009
Prison officer ??? Tell us tell us !!
by DukeG on January 4th, 2009
You have the same job I do. A prison Guard.
by Bugz Bunnae on September 30th, 2009
you was sleeping in a cardboard box on the street
you didnt hear, see or feel nothing XD
by Roadapple Cider on September 26th, 2009
Pumping out a septic tank!
by The Anonymous Witch on August 19th, 2009
kinky porn .-- or you are a farmer / rancher / helper
by woahdude on August 11th, 2009
refusing to clean the dishes
or, more likely, wrestling a toilet.
by zeadtheman on July 11th, 2009
siigg haluceagins?
by Moongrim on June 12th, 2009
You chose to give someone the benefit of the doubt.
Or you're raising a child/baby.
by Universe Of Life on June 11th, 2009
You are in a politicians motorcade perhaps?
by BaileysMom12 COAT of Motherly Love on June 11th, 2009
Being a Mom.
by DukeG on June 8th, 2009
You were working with me in the Prison. Add beat up, cut, and blood splattered all over you and it sounds like a day at work for me.
by Helen of Toys on April 20th, 2009
Are you a Boston Red Sox Fan?
by Autism Knows is finally Maestro on February 27th, 2009
It's quiet obvious you are a parent! :o)
by Mimi..smiling...there is no Option Two.. on February 2nd, 2009
You're a parent... or a sex fiend! lol ;þ
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on January 29th, 2009
You must be a psychiatric nurse.
by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 on January 29th, 2009
probably leading the gay pide parade
by pedal junky on January 22nd, 2009
where did you meet my ex-wife?
by ProudArmyWife on January 21st, 2009
raising a baby
by 34th st. on January 21st, 2009
taking care of an infant
by teresa on January 18th, 2009
Either a Vet Doctor, zookeeper, working with animals, older people in a hospital or nursing home or with kids.
by Chigg on January 18th, 2009
Changing babies' diapers.
by Carl_07 on January 18th, 2009
Being a chump!
by Woanellie on January 18th, 2009
He's changing a diaper, to be specific
by ReThinkCapitolism on January 12th, 2009
you may have already herad this one but that sounds like some pretty fucked up german porn or something lol (no offence to any germans either just chill and watch some sarah silverman)
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You're reading I have been spat on, kicked at, peed on and pooped on, yelled at and ignored...but I am not offended by any of this...what do you think I was doing?
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Comments
Nope...not that either...but I am getting worried about our health professionsals and promise to give them more respect and support!
by Empress of Everything Ever on January 4th, 2009
Could you drop me a comment when you are ready to tell us what you do or when someone gets it right?
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I am having a hard time imagining what other than the health care profession this could be. Or... motherhood.
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And... thankyou. :) I have had fecal material thrown at me as well as the contents of urinals and bedpans. I could tell you stories.
by Arisztid on January 4th, 2009
thanks for answering...I was helping shear alpacas...I wrangle them for a living!
by Empress of Everything Ever on January 18th, 2009
Wow... do you enjoy it? That is an unusual occupation.
by Arisztid on January 18th, 2009
Not really, it is a great job...huge outdoor office, normally friendly gentle creatures that are easy to handle (except when you need to shear them)...peace and quiet and animals to handle.
by Empress of Everything Ever on January 18th, 2009
That does sound like a great job. Can you get me in?
by Arisztid on January 18th, 2009
When we reach 500 animals I have been promised an assistant...I reckon two breeding seasons and I can start looking....
by Empress of Everything Ever on January 18th, 2009
Count me in!
by Arisztid on January 18th, 2009