If you could write a new health message on a packet of fag's, what would it be?
by 
Charmaine Jay
ANSWERS: 47
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Smoke me and you'll most likely end up tethered to an O2 tank and hacking up nasty, tenacious yellow mucous in about twenty years.
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YOUR CHILDREN ARE GOING TO MISS YOU!
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I would write: "You know the risks; remember to respect the people around you who do not wish to suffer from these cigarettes." That would be it.
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it could say "beware of the conciquences" !!! followed up by a picture of some vile celebrity who smokes :) ! !
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Stay away, and no one gets hurt!
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Devil Sh!t - Don't do it!
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Limited time only! Exchange $10,000 of Camel Cash for a shiny new Iron Lung!
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Well, considering that most people care more about their outsides than their insides, I would probably include information about how smoking gives you premature wrinkles.
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"Smoking is good -- A message from George Bush." (Sorry--I just had to take a shot at him for once.) PS: Excuse my ignorance but, they're really called fag's? I just thought that was a Family Guy joke.)
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"HEY, DUMBA**! WHAT THE $%&#*@ DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??"
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I think this would be it it !!!
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Days, Weeks, Months, Years.How long your families tears. Or. Smoke it fast you aint got long
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"Smoke these only if you want cancer, emphysema, shortness of breath, lots of wrinkles, grayish pallor, and a host of other health problems."
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Warning - odds are, these things are going to kill you. They aren't called 'coffin nails' for nothing!
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In Canada they have a series of different messages, complete with photos. for example, the message that says cigarettes cause lung cancer, has a picture of a rotten black lung. The message that says cigarettes discolor your teeth, has a picture of some really nasty rotten brown teeth. Pretty effective, always makes the non-smokers comment.
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Smoking makes you look older and stink! Way to go sucker!
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If you bought these legally, you already know the risks so why are you reading this? Just out of curiosity, how many people smoke for their health anyways?
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your giving the government your money to KILL yourself
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"This message will explode in 10 seconds, 10, 9, 8..."
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If you smoke these you will almost certainly become addicted. on the other side: Long term smokers die
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WARNING: The contents of this package will cost you exorbitantly, for the rest of your life, not only in outrageous taxes (that will double, triple, quadruple, etc.), but also in vital body organs. Smoking has been known to destroy lungs, esophagus, soft tissue of the mouth, and other organs. Stress, (from having to pay between $2 and $8 a pack, in your lifetime), can also lead to hypertension and stroke.
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How about: WARNING. CIGARETTES MAKE YOU STINK.
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STEP AWAY FROM THE CIGARETTES!
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You know the side effects, choose wisely. More addictive than herion. (This is coming from a smoker, so not to slam one, it is the truth.)
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"DIEEEEEEEEEE!"
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WILL CAUSE DEATH-PERIOD>
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for males: Smoking causes erectile disfuction, so take a puff and say goodbye to Mr Woody. for females:Smoking cause premature aging, take a puff, now you and your grandma look like twins.
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If the cancer doesnt kill you, the neurotic anti-smokers will.
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SUICIDE ONLY SLOWER
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We have a VERY powerful labelling law in Aus with pictures to bring smokers to the attention of the consequences. Have a look- .... they really work!!! http://tinyurl.com/dnprv
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To reduce risk of serious injury, soak these in dirty toilet water just before lighting. --or how about: Don't do it. You'll never forgive yourself. --or how about: Too bad, your grandchildren would have loved to know you better.
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if you'd most likely like to take 10-20 years off of your life, use me!
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Buy a gun. It's quicker.
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WARNING: These are LITERALLY "coffin nails." Smoke at your own peril, and you might as well go buy the coffin now.
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Smoke these fags,accept the consequences!
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Smoke these to commit a little suicide every day; relish them before they cause your long, slow, painful death and make you yellowed and stinky in the meantime. Enjoy your tumors :)
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Smoke me,everyone will think you are cool.Let me slowly kill you and drain your bank account.Please conform.
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enjoy all 4,000 different toxic chemicals as you spend the last few years youll have with your lungs.
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I don't think you can say fag anymore.
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If black lungs, bad teeth, cancer, wrinkles, shallow breathing and a slow death is your thing, then smoke away!
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Do you really need one?
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That's disgusting.
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Smoking cigarettes is gay. Please don't DR me, I'm just being funny here.
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Smoking may make you attract insufferable busybodies who think they can mandate your behaviour with trumped up science, undemocratic "public health" initiatives and ever increasing taxes, and yet try to make YOU feel bad about it.
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Add up the money spent?
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"Thank you for choosing our product to slowly kill yourself, one puff at a time" (and I'm a smoker...lol)
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you can get a head rush if you take a mondo-drag off one of these
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