Marry a Millionaire....hehehehehe

killing off my uncle and his children... but i love them too much to do such a thing... maybe ill get lucky and he'll give some to me...

Already in the making...A snowblower with a heat element...

Somebody stole the last one. The one before that bombed. I ain't talkin' about this one.

Work hard but not all the time. Squeeze more money from less hours. Patience.

Hurt my self in walmart and sue them.

when I die come back with a silver spoon in my mouth or ummm a million in my mouth?

Pre-browned frozen toast. You can heat it in the broiler, microwave, OR TOASTER!!

I wrote a book last year ( see my profile) and I had the guts to write Steven Spielberg to look into it to make a movie out of it. Sofar nothing happened - just a brainstorm..........

Inherit it..lol :)

Making my first million was easy, compared to keeping it !! :)

creating a book where you elicit the funniest experience anyone had, compiling it, and splitting the profits with a child rehab center

... write a very good multilingual translation program that also teaches all the languages and has sample sound files so you can hear each word being pronounced in all of the languages ... with hundreds of millions of potential users world wide, I will sell the program for only $1.00 per copy !!! I have already invested a little over 6,000 hours of my time so far on this project.

I worked for it.

I have no plans unless I win the lottery

A website where you can upload a pic of your boss, ex, or least favorite politician, and I'll create a pinata of their head. It'll be extra-thick so it takes a lot of whacking, and there'll be a choice of fillings - a few pennies for your boss, gummy worms, or, in the case of politicians, nothing.

------editing in some ebay links and, wow, the prices for our pennies has gone up (each link leads to a different magicKal product, the end of the link just looks the same): http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Wiccan-Gypsy-1974-penny-MONEY-TREE-spell-LUCKY_W0QQitemZ220312021134QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item220312021134&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50 http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Gypsy-witch-amulet-SAFE-TRAVEL-SPELL-wiccan_W0QQitemZ310115488040QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item310115488040&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50 http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-GYPSY-INVISIBILITY-POWER-HAUNTED-INCUBUS-DEMON-RING_W0QQitemZ230319499155QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item230319499155&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50 http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Gypsy-10-GENIE-JINN-DJINN-MARID-EXTREME-BINDING_W0QQitemZ310116087107QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item310116087107&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50 ... no Gypsy Tears on there today. If those links break, go to ebay and type in "Gypsy Penny," "Gypsy Power," and "Gypsy Amulet." Other new age stupidity, erm, I mean, magickalness shall turn up similar results. Just stick "Gypsy" before it. Oh the moronity! There are hundreds a day of these quality magicKal products. Every now I get bored and look. I am going to sell my body fluids and contents of my junk drawer on Ebay. They sell "Gypsy tears" on ebay and make a good profit. I figure that if our body fluids are magicKal (they always use the "k") then I can provide them with plenty of authentic Gypsy body fluids. My sheets have spots of a certain bodily fluid that is produced by all normal males at night. I think that I should cut them up and sell them for a good price because, due to the substance involved, they have to be extra magicKal. They sell pennies, amulets, and whatnot owned by a "Gypsy" there too and make a good amount of money. One supposedly "Gypsy" owned penny can run $14 (edited it... it used to be $9). I have tons of pennies laying about and an extensive junk drawer that needs to be cleaned out. Since everything owned by a "Gypsy" is magicKal, I should be able to sell the contents of my junk drawer on ebay. In truth, I have half formed plans to try just this because I want to see if they are gullible enough to do it. I have a friend who wants to join me in this business venture and he has agreed to wear his socks a few days in a row to make them extra magicKal. His wife can testify that his socks ARE magicKal... flies drop dead when they go near them after he gets home from work. :) Some of the magicKal "Gypsy" sellers claim to be Romani. NONE of them can answer one very simple question when I contact them: "Rom san?" ("are you Roma?").

making a substance to paste into the corners of windows, so spiders can't build their webs & lay eggs in them,:)