by Patti jo on January 11th, 2007

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The Wicked Witch just landed on your house,what are you going to say to keep her from putting a spell on you?

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by munchkin_kids_downunder on January 11th, 2007
oh no, my mother in law is here! quick tell her no one is home!
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- Now that's a good one !
  
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by Stableboy on January 19th, 2007
Wanna see my troll collection?
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- Dude ! How do you catch trolls !!??? I wanna try !!
  
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  by mac1896 on January 19th, 2007
- Stableboy - I should have known that was you ! Pattijo
  
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  by Patti jo on January 19th, 2007
- Catching trolls is an ancient art. I can only teach someone who has proven their worth: bring me the broomstick of the wicked witch and we'll talk!
  
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  by Stableboy on January 19th, 2007
- AntigoneRising !! where do you live ? I'm coming for your broomstick !
  
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  by mac1896 on January 19th, 2007
- I've got the Red Ruby Slipper's,hidden away so now your lost
  
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  by Patti jo on January 19th, 2007
- I'm not talking about Antigone. I've seen her broomstick.... it's one of those modern auto-sweep jobs with a digital display. I want something Old School, y'know!?
  
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  by Stableboy on January 21st, 2007
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by AntigoneRising on January 19th, 2007
I would never put a spell on myself, and why wouldn't I land on my own house? :)
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- Anyone who can make an icon like that MUST have super witchy powers...
  
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  by mac1896 on January 19th, 2007
- I am a witch. :) www.witchoftheeast.com I use Fireworks for graphics, though.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on January 19th, 2007
- That was good
  
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by onzanzabarsands on January 11th, 2007
Why would she land on my house when she lives next door? (I live in Kansas.) I have tried many times to keep her at bay, to no avail. This witch throws wild parties at all hours of the night, passes out drunk in my yard, and don't get me started on the amount of monkey dung is in my gutters! They seem to think they are port-a-potties!!! Any advice I have seen written here so far has been tried, yet I still need relinquishing of this burden. When you get a really good answer let me know!!!!
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- Now that was funny as ---- ! Maybe we can get you a poop - picker upper ! Stick around and we'll see !
  
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by sssherri on January 11th, 2007
Hey Witchy, need a drink...want something to eat? Got any Flying Monkeys with you?
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- Witchy need'a drink
  
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by Nuclear Kitten on February 27th, 2007
You heard of Napalm?
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- No what is Napalm ? + up
  
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  by Patti jo on February 27th, 2007
- it's like a Jellied Gasoline. Very flammable when mixed with other Flammable liquids or gases. it was used extensivley in The Vietnam war and causes terrible burns
  
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  by Nuclear Kitten on February 27th, 2007
- Dang - We'd never see the witch ever again - lol
  
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by Nikkeh on February 16th, 2007
::blasts 'move' by ludacris::

and throw sharp pointy things in her direction.
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- That was cute Nikkeh
  
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  by Patti jo on February 17th, 2007
- thanks :-D
  
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by unknown on February 15th, 2007
I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever spell you cast will bounce of me and stick to you.
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- That was a good one -
  
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- Thank you:)
  
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by BAM@Cyberscrewed.tk on January 26th, 2007
Nothing, i'd shoot her off the roof.
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- She might put the spell on you before she hit's the ground ?
  
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  by Patti jo on January 26th, 2007
- Not if she's got three hollow points in her face.
  
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by Anonymous on January 19th, 2007
"Valet service for your broom, Hilda?"
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by Biggie15 on January 19th, 2007
Get away from my house, before I scream like a little girl and run around in circles.

No, it wouldn't work
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- No she'd be right there with her doggy
  
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by TailorMadeHell on January 19th, 2007
I've always had a thing for witches. Just ask my ex-girlfriend. LOL. Okay, zap me now. Haha.
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- I take the Zap wasn't to cool
  
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by Jade on January 12th, 2007
Dorothy has the ruby slippers and she went that-a-way ---->
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by timetogetserious on January 12th, 2007
Don't bother, don't waste your energy. There are others in more desperate need of your spell.
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- I heard you on that one ! So true
  
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by Midnighttoker on January 12th, 2007
you have no power here. white magic rules.
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- She booked it away from your house,I'll bet !
  
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  by Patti jo on January 12th, 2007
- oh yes. and her broom was burning!
  
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by justme32 loves the weekends on January 12th, 2007
You might be the wicked witch but Im a bad b**ch so you better get the f**k away from my house.
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- Well- justime30 - I guess you told her !
  
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by Perryman on January 12th, 2007
The wicked witch knows a whole lot better than trying to land on my house :)
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- I hope I'm not around if she does !Pattijo
  
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by 1Simmy on January 12th, 2007
My picture/Vid of the ruby slippers isn't working! Damn
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- Hey there, 1Simmy I'm going to see if I can't locate that other red slipper -
  
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by 1Simmy on January 12th, 2007
Lol, thanks :) In that case does the shoe look like this??

If soo I'll sell you the other ruby red slipper, trust me their so great! They'll give you special powers and everything! ;)
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- I need a dozen - I'll need the fairy's wand to - Can't find one any where - Pattijo
  
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by 1Simmy on January 11th, 2007
Well, I'm certainly not going to start banging my shiny read shoes together while saying: 'Theres no place like home, theres no place like home'

Oh yeah and I'd also let her know that I rate Dorothy for killing your sister!
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- Hey 1Simmy - I like that - How many book's have you read to come up with that one ?
  
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  by Patti jo on January 11th, 2007
- sorry but Are you mocking me?
  
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  by 1Simmy on January 11th, 2007
- NO - Not at all - Just being funny - I came back to this question to tell you I found one of the shiny red shoe's in my closet ! 1Simmy - I would never mock you !
  
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- 1Simmy just wanted to make sure you got my message above - I'm really proud of the thing's you've accomplished - Pattijo
  
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by Anonymous on April 7th, 2009
Eleka Nahmen Nahmen
Ah tum ah tum Eleka Nahmen
Eleka Nahmen Nahmen
Ah tum ah tum eleka Nahmen

Let my flesh not be torn
let my blood leave no stain
though they beat me
let me feel no pain
let my bones never break
and however they try
to destroy me
let me never die
let me never die

LOL! I changed the lyrics of "No Good Deed" from Wicked the Musical. ROFLOLMBO!
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by Anonymous on April 7th, 2009
Elphie (her name is really Elphaba) now that we're friends i've decided to make you my new projest.

Elphaba: You really don't have to do that.

Me: I no, that's what makes me so nice......

Were gonna make you pop-u-lar!
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by Patti jo on February 27th, 2007
I'd hope the spell sends me to OZ so I'd tell her to go ahead
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