The Wicked Witch just landed on your house,what are you going to say to keep her from putting a spell on you?
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Patti jo
ANSWERS: 23
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Well, I'm certainly not going to start banging my shiny read shoes together while saying: 'Theres no place like home, theres no place like home' Oh yeah and I'd also let her know that I rate Dorothy for killing your sister!
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Hey Witchy, need a drink...want something to eat? Got any Flying Monkeys with you?
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Why would she land on my house when she lives next door? (I live in Kansas.) I have tried many times to keep her at bay, to no avail. This witch throws wild parties at all hours of the night, passes out drunk in my yard, and don't get me started on the amount of monkey dung is in my gutters! They seem to think they are port-a-potties!!! Any advice I have seen written here so far has been tried, yet I still need relinquishing of this burden. When you get a really good answer let me know!!!!
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oh no, my mother in law is here! quick tell her no one is home!
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Lol, thanks :) In that case does the shoe look like this?? If soo I'll sell you the other ruby red slipper, trust me their so great! They'll give you special powers and everything! ;)
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My picture/Vid of the ruby slippers isn't working! Damn
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The wicked witch knows a whole lot better than trying to land on my house :)
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You might be the wicked witch but Im a bad b**ch so you better get the f**k away from my house.
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you have no power here. white magic rules.
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Don't bother, don't waste your energy. There are others in more desperate need of your spell.
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Dorothy has the ruby slippers and she went that-a-way ---->
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I've always had a thing for witches. Just ask my ex-girlfriend. LOL. Okay, zap me now. Haha.
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I would never put a spell on myself, and why wouldn't I land on my own house? :)
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Get away from my house, before I scream like a little girl and run around in circles. No, it wouldn't work
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Wanna see my troll collection?
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"Valet service for your broom, Hilda?"
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Nothing, i'd shoot her off the roof.
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I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever spell you cast will bounce of me and stick to you.
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::blasts 'move' by ludacris:: and throw sharp pointy things in her direction.
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I'd hope the spell sends me to OZ so I'd tell her to go ahead
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You heard of Napalm?
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Eleka Nahmen Nahmen Ah tum ah tum Eleka Nahmen Eleka Nahmen Nahmen Ah tum ah tum eleka Nahmen Let my flesh not be torn let my blood leave no stain though they beat me let me feel no pain let my bones never break and however they try to destroy me let me never die let me never die LOL! I changed the lyrics of "No Good Deed" from Wicked the Musical. ROFLOLMBO!
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Elphie (her name is really Elphaba) now that we're friends i've decided to make you my new projest. Elphaba: You really don't have to do that. Me: I no, that's what makes me so nice...... Were gonna make you pop-u-lar!
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