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Patti jo
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i want it to say.."your time here in michigan is limited,get your ass out now while you can"
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I have one that I pinned up at my desk and is my favorite that says "You shall soon achieve perfection"......still waiting.
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"You will be divorced tomorrow."
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You will winner the lottery tonight.
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Tomorrow when you wake up you'll finally be wise PS - Better late than never
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"You can eat only ONE of me and TWO of your favorite real cookie if you don't want to gain weight."
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Don't worry about the bill.
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"Its going to work out in the end. Don't worry." Something I tell myself.
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You're pregnant!
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"Under your seat is a suitcase that someone mistakingly left behind. Inside lies 1,000,000. P.S. You don't have to share" Unfortunately, I went to a chinese buffet on Saturday and my fortune cookie said, "An old broom knows where the dirt is." I was thinking, what?? lol
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"Worrying keeps you awake, forgetting lets you sleep."
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I already got my dream cookie. It said (SERIOUSLY): "404 ERROR: Fortune not found. Abort, Retry, Fail?" I couldn't stop laughing for hours. This was a cookie that I selected from a pile of 12 or so at a work lunch. I work for an IT/consulting company, so everyone else got it, too. It's funny that they would blend the internet with old DOS jargon though...
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"These things taste better than the advice they give"
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"You don't even eat the damned fortune cookie, anyways, why bother reading my fortune?"
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I've only gotten one fortune cookie that has come true, or been useful at all,(I still have the slip of paper around somewhere.) "Very Little is needed to make a happy life."
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"That WAS chicken you where eating"
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In the next year you will receive a large inheritance from a grandparent who has passed away.
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Your wish will come true.
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Home made
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live long and prosper.
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eat me
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I love you. call me on 0411223344, love lucy lu
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Hey - that girl is seriously checking you out. No, to your left."
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"Fortune Cookie always wrong"
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you will have a successful life
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"You are going to meet a very handsome man with prince like qualities who will take you to a beautiful castle to live in love for the rest of eternity...you will also win the 90 million dollar powerball."
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All i want is one that would be a little more specific. They always seem to be so vague, such as "Good news awaits you" or "You will have a pleasant surprise tomorrow." Just once would i like it to say something like, "Go outside to the pay phone. Dial 180BEAMMEUP and you will have some visitors."
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stop being a cubs fan.....there future looks bleak
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I want one that says...You will be rich tommorow.But my latest one says..."All wounds heal in time" and actually i needed that reminder.
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The next cookie you bust open will have a prince inside.
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You will die a happy man and will have lived a long successful life.
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Well, the one I got yesterday said that it would be a night of love and affection, which I wouldn't mind getting again....... but at a more...... appopiate time.....
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This is your year for prosperity.
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"Swift divorce is thine."
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"Your beauty and talent will be key in helping you prosper in love and money...you'll also get *that* guy"
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2007 is getting better
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You will find freedom!
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"Go outside NOW, and look behind the dumpster!!" I go, and find a large suitcase filled with stacks of unmarked $100 bills, just like in the movies!!
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You will soon be NO 1 on answerbag and the leader at the moment will either retire or lose his account forever and everyone will laugh
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"don't worry....be happy"
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life is like a fortune cookie, you never know what ur gonna get
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How about this? God is not dead. He is alive and working working on a less ambitious project.
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"You'll go to heaven and God will open the gates to you", unfortunately, not going to happen.
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I have one taped to the bottom of my computer monitor at work. It says: "Unexpected financial gifts surprise and delight you." I got it when my coworkers and I went out to lunch a few months ago. I was an intern, and I got hired as a permanent full-time employee when I graduated from college. However, because of a few rules, they wanted me to start at a lower salary than I thought I had earned. I had spoken with my HR person a few days earlier, and she said she would look into it. After lunch (when I got the fortune cookie) she called me back to say she had looked into it, and she would be able to bump me up to the next salary level, and I would also be receiving some retro pay for the time period that I SHOULD have already been at the next pay level! It was the most accurate fortune I've ever gotten. Now, the next one I want to get would say "A long awaited romantic proposal comes your way"
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The job is yours!
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Because you are a lovable person, you will be young and healthy for as long as you have life.
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Don't worry, everything is gonna be ok
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Do not play the lottery.
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You are going to win 1 billion dollars today. Go home and call 527-892-5431 immediately. Jump and down, saying thank you God; call your job and say it been nice knowing all of you, but this is my last day. But I would have to use my money wisely, and give to the christian and charities and to my children and family, etc. On the other hand, I would'nt believe it because I don't put my trust in fortune cookies to often.
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You have a great life ahead of you treasure it well
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You are lucky in wealth. still waiting.
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"The past month and half has been a really bad dream. Wake up and it'll all be over." And when I woke up it would be true.
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Good health, long life and prosperity are yours for the taking, if you have the wisdom to find them.
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"I have run out of ideas..."
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"you have won an annual ticket to Bali with free accommodation and spending money...it would only amount to $1500 a year"...is that too much for the Great Cookie Sage to afford? LOLOL
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"He'll come back."
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.- Albert Einstein
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"Yes, that really was chicken"
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"You will see someone you thought you would never again see."
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''WOOPEE!!!!!''
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You've been here for two hours...
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People around you will love you for just being yourself!
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"Today is the worst day of the rest of your life." Since today wasn't that bad, every day would be real good!
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You will win much money soon
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You don't need fortune cookies, you are perfect just as you are.
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The real winning numbers of the lottery.
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These are the guaranteed winning numbers to the 365 million dollar Mega Millions Jackpot. ******* *
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"you will sell art tonight"
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That really was chicken..
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you can now pass go and collect $200
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Hang on....Help is on the way
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live long and prosper.
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and for desert you will have sum yung guy.
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You will learn to live and be happy in some way
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You are going to die alone and miserable
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Fortunes in cookies are fake and mean nothing (in bed).
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A big change is awaiting in your future.
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something easy to photograph, since that's my final for my digital class this semester... to interpret a fortune cookie saying photographically...
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go to this website, fortunecookie.com Do we ever have something for you. Your code is 5t6u8j.
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Your pimple will disappear when you wake up.
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The real winning numbers of the Lottery!
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Bush is no longer the president?? Just kidding
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Get a free buffet on next visit. [Update] Reading this question made me crave Chinese, so I ordered delivery. My fortune read: 'Nothing is a waste of time if you learn something from it.' Kinda like Answerbag?
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"You realize you're looking for good news from a cookie...Next time try a fortune cake."
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Sometime grass greener on other side because other side have more manure.
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You have won the lottery.
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"Why the hell are you opening cookies just to get something someone "wise" who works for some stupid company put on a tiny piece of paper with numbers on the back just so you could spend five dollars on a f***ing lotto ticket. I mean what the F***!" That's what i'd put if i worked at the stupid company...
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It would say your lucky numbers ********** and it would be the numbers of my true love (ahahahha how corny!)
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It would say your lucky numbers ********** and it would be the numbers of my true love (ahahahha how corny!)
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I just had chinese tonight! It came with two cookies, and these were the fortunes. "The time is right to make new friends." and "You will be selected for a promotion because of your accomplishments." It should have said "You will feel extremely crappy and bloated from eating this food"
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don't look at the check you won't like it
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You will win the lottery this week!!!
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Time to lose your Virginity!
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NOT IN THESE WORDS, but this is what I would like my fortune cookie to say: I will meet a guy who is NOT a complete douche.
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'3 17 32 36 47 55' bonus ball 19...
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"You will wake up in the morning, perfectly thin.
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Something that actually comes true for once lol
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That was not chicken you ate!!! But dam you're good looking.
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The last fortune cookie I cracked open read: "You think it's bad now...wait 'til later"
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