What's a surefire way to make sure no girls at my new highschool will have any romantic interest in me at all?
(Preferably some way that won't get me in trouble with the authorities.)
by 
RFlagg
ANSWERS: 10
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Completely quit showering,...but why dont you want girls to have interest in you.
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Dress like a geek, get some big old glasses, act like one and walk around burping and farting everywhere. Can I ask WHY you don't want any girls interested in you?
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Tell everyone you are gay. Will solve the women problems anyway, and that way you can still look respectable and shower etc.
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well I guess your probably tired of all the drama, me too, have you tried not talking, how about making yourself invisible, not literally, like stay away from people, stare into space, act like your somewhere else. I have done this ,guys haven't completely stopped being attracted to me but the numbers have dropped considerable to only 5 people, this IS because some people are attracted to the quietness that your giving out. see, I'm attracted to gothic guys, I don't know why, its a wierd attraction so theres always someone whoes going to be interested in you, theres no way to avoid it. GOOD LUCK.
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spit in their face...... its a surething matey!!!! hehehehe
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Wear the same socks day after day.
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I think it will be impossible. No matter what you do, there's always going to be someone who likes you.
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Maybe you could try just being REALLY HONEST. Tell would be pushy girls, "Not to hurt your feelings, but I'm REALLY NOT INTERESTED in having a girlfriend relationship right now. Friends, yes, friends are great! But I do not want to encourage any type of romance in my life at this time." Don't lie about your preferences, what do you want...a pack of GUYS hopefully trailing you about? Don't defile yourself by not keeping clean. EVERYONE, including YOU will have to smell your stench, and eventually a call will be made to your home to inquire about your emotional and mental health. (Lack of bathing is one of the signs of depression often.) Just be honest, you want to focus on YOU and your studies, your life, your thoughts. You don't want the bother of maintaining a relationship at this time. As I mentioned to our son when he was still in High School...a girl needs to respect YOUR NO, exactly the same way YOU need to respect HERS. YOU have the right to say NO just as much as any girl. If some girl does not respect your polite NO, talk to your school counselor about it and accept some help in getting her to back off.
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The only two things I can think of are to make yourself smell really bad or to have greasy hair. But this might ensure that no-one at all likes you very much, probably not even you. I think the best you can do is keep your head down and make it clear that you're more interested in schoolwork/ music/ computers/ books/ any other random obsession, than you are in girls. Spend your lunch breaks reading, keep your headphones on on the way to school. I'm not saying necessarily be anti-social (although that works too) you might even meet some interesting people who share the obsession, but don't do the whole small-talk thing. Shouldn't be too difficult and you'll probably be making more productive use of your time than if you were chasing the girls anyway. Some will probably still find you irresistably intriguing, but the vast majority will leave you alone once they figure out you're not going to bite.
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This may sound easier said than done but - just ignore them and act like you,re not interested, just dont be a jerk about it or else you,ll get yourself a bad rap. It worked for me when I was in high-school. Good Luck!
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