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  • Real life example: "You're really nice for a Jew."
  • Well congratulations, you have managed to break the garage door opener for the final time!
  • They liked my shoes.
  • 'you're a fun drunkard' Yes that really was a compliment!
  • I've had a couple of those back-handed compliments eg. 'You were right - you didn't need support underwear with that dress' Also heard one where a girl said to her mum 'Wow mum your hair is really cool it looks like it has got tomato ketchup on it' (after a really expense hair colouring episode)
  • I can't remember a stupid one about me, specifically, but recently a relative, upon observing my autistic son, said (right in front of him, I might add), "Wow - so he's smart - not like the others!" *sigh* *bangs head against wall*
  • oh! i was in a club once and a guy i didn't know said "you have nice breath"!
  • You have nice knees...oh I so dont.
  • I was a server at an Old Spaghetti Factory and a guest asked me "Are you Conway Twitty? You look like Conway Twitty." I said "Yes. Yes I am Conway Twitty, so please keep your voice down."winkwink.
  • "What a legend you are" "What for" "Your name its a legened" "What Dickie" "Yes, but i dont like you im just saying" "Okay!" that wasn't long ago
  • i slept in my class last to week...and my lecturer said... " oh you...Good!! u have enough time to sleep, plus sleep in da class it almost 6 hours!!"...hahaha... i just....*** blink blink...
  • 'You know, you look nothing like your dad'- meant to be an insult from his mum, but my dad looks like Mr Bean, so it's a good thing. 'Wow, are you anorexic?'- really meant as a compliment by several girls at my school that I get frequently in the changing rooms, to which I reply 'what the hell is wrong with you? Stop staring at me!' 'Look at your legs, they look like twigs!' 'Wow, your hair is so frizzy' My aunt Jan, who is admittedly a bit funny in the head, and we were both drunk at the time, made this bet with me: 'Now that you are pretty (tuh, who is she trying to kid) your dad will want you to hang around with him and pretend to be his girlfriend.' That is by far the strangest bet that I WON'T do that that I have ever made. I guess it was meant to be a compliment, but it came out more that I am supposed to be the 'family slut' or something. Most of the compliments I get are for my hair or my weight. I don't mind the hair, but I am self concious enough by my skinniness, I don't need people pointing out the fact that you can rather disgustingly see most of the bones in my body jutting out
  • Wow, the color of your eyes is so distracting... it makes it hard to stare at your boobs.
  • "your hair is bouncy" "do i know you" "no i just like your hair" "ok i get that please stop petting my head" haha
  • Gee, you sound a lot like Chief Wiggum from the Simpsons. You should do impressions.
  • winning isn't everything ... I was 17 and racing my motorcycle When I race I want to win ... when you are competing ... winning is everything mom ...

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