by 
RFlagg
ANSWERS: 14
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What would I have to do?
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Not if it has anything to do with upside-down pentagrams.
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hmmm- I dk- what is the inntiation ceromony like...
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And leave Anton LaVey out in the cold? Maybe.
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Sure! I can do that initiation. I await my slip of paper with great anticipation.
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Can we worship chocolate?
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ONLY if you call it Dancing Dilly or WriggleR at large. Do we all get to wear Sage green? that colour suits me same colour as my eyes
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Do we all end up Going somewhere warm on holiday? if so I will happily join Definately bedtime i cannot see even to type badly anymore
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Do we have to eat applesauce and wear black Nikes?
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The only cult I'd join would be the one I get to lead. No way I can fit this ego into a follower mode, sorry. If you have a leaderless cult and are shopping, I'd be happy to put in a resume. My coversheet will include some minimal cult practices and rules we'll need, of course. Just the usual "bow down to the leader, give the leader every consideration, let the leader do all the thinking for you, etc". Standard stuff, really.
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Will it get me out of paying taxes?
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Depends on the type of cult. Do we get a free cult car if we join?
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Will there be koolaid involved? Can we run nude and have multiple wives? Only work one day a week-males, 7 days a week female? Eat meat and have bonfires? Dance in circles? If not, I'll remain with my current cult.
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I doubt I would want any part of any cult that would have me for a member. At this point in time I think it would be very dangerous to have any type of charismatic leader wandering around.
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