Your man comes home and you notice he has lipstick on his collar. (Girls), what are your first thoughts? (Guys), What lame excuse will you find to justify this?
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Hugging my cross dressing best friend!!!!!!!
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Well, you see, what had happened was... Well, I was at the mall you see, going to suprise you with a gift, and as I'm walking through the cosmetics department there was this 300 pound man trying to rob this counter! I tried to stop him, and he threw me on the lipstick display. What's for dinner?
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This drunk woman at the bar came onto me. It was horrible, she was so ugly and revolting that my friends wouldn't even pull her off of me, they were laughing so hard. One of her freinds pulled her off of me, after I started to cry.
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1. The drycleaner gave me somebody else's shirt 2. Some drunk woman fell on me on the way to the bathroom 3. I was comforting an old friend who was feeling down 4. A co-worker felt down and I tried to help her up 5. It's your own lipstick, you just forgot about it 6. You need glasses, it's a blood spot from this morning when I cut myself shaving 7. You're seeing things 8. You must have your period
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How the hell am I going to get that stain out?
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im thnking "man, that jackass picked a cold nite to get himself thrown out of the house"
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(girl) That he probably met up with his mom/sister (they always hug when meeting) or that he decided to try out cross dressing. ...sadly, it's far more likely that my husband would try dressing up like a woman than sleep with another woman.
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"it was my mom."
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The lipstick came from my secretary.We have been having an affair for about 3 weeks. How bout them Red Sox?
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My first thoughts would be that a woman kissed him for a genuine reason. Ask him how the lipstick got there and your instinct will tell you whether you have anything to worry about.
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