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  • Yeah, last year when I won a new BMW in a competition. Then found out that my house was situated on a massive oil deposit worth millions. Then Jessica Alba just happened to be driving along and passed my massive new mansion that I bought when her car broke down. Being the lovely person that I am, I let her come into my house whilst she waited for the recovery service. Obviously being a gentleman I didn't make any remoarks about her lack of clothing aside from a lacy set of lingerie and stockings, because she was on the way to a photoshoot. But I'm not totally lucky. The heating failed just that night, so we had to come up with ingenious other ways to keep warm, which involved close physical contact to share body warmth.
  • er.. I once found 5 bucks on the floor and spent it on lunch, only to find it was my brothers. Is that the same?

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