ANSWERS: 10
  • Did you happen to swallow a handful of crazy pills before you went to bed?
  • You have been watching too much TV, hon. Take a break. Get back to reality. Go camping with your old man. Breath in some fresh air. Sit around a campfire and drink some good vino or whatever you like, listening to your favorite music. Cook something good on the campfire and eat it. Crawl in the sack and snuggle like you were rabbits. Trust me. It works. Clean out your brain....
  • Mom and dad always told me never to eat pizza, drink soda, or drop acid before bedtime. Actually, that dream sounds a lot more entertaining than the ones I usually have. Want to trade?
  • You've been watching too many movies from the 1930s. Try a few Britcoms, instead.
  • You have finally been able to rationalize the 'terrorism' fad and that's about what the reality is like. The only thing you were missing was Bush and Chenney wearing gold lame thongs with $100 bills placed there by the big corporations sticking out of the sides
  • Too much YouTube yo...
  • I say we take it on the road for 6 weeks, them play Broadway for two years. I see a Tony Award in your future.
  • sound like you watch to much news.
  • We pray your dream will never come true.
  • A couple of snippets from my dreams: I was in a shed with some other dude(not a celebrity or anyone I know) and he had a giant red bee or wasp crawling up the side of his face. Then the tail end of it's stinger opened up and started spewing leeches, One landed on my neck and another landed on some girl's(again, nobody in particular) face. I was riding around a construction site in a shopping cart with an M-16 on a vital mission to save Ronald Regan from Communist troops. I was in my next door neighbor's garage, and about to go inside the house, when she stood in the door, grabbed a strand of hair and unzipped her body, revealing herself to be Ronald McDonald. Then we had a Kung-Fu fight.

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