I've got my very own troll! How should I celebrate?
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Mrs.mezzo is a Wagnerian soprano
ANSWERS: 8
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Kill the troll.
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Check it out...there he/she is again...spooooooky ;) It sort of feeds my narcissism in a bizzare sort of way.
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poke it with a stick
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Buy a troll costume, run up and down your street screaming obsenities, then grab lunch at mcdonalds. In costume, of course.:-)
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Dance!
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Get some champaign, then train the troll to go after your enemies.
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flatten its hair
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I have ne, Nigel. I took him to get castrated, and he's settled down now.
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