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by Sweet T on October 13th, 2008
Hahaha!!!!
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on October 13th, 2008
I've gotten so many in funny emails and on websites.
But I remember one at a public pool where we went to to learn to swim when we were kids. The office had a sign that said "Please don't pee in our pool, we don't swim in your toilet."
Edit: LOL! I googled and found it online!
by Meg on October 13th, 2008
At church
by i n a d x x_ 11 sleeps till im 21 on March 2nd, 2009
i liked this one =]
by cobber on October 13th, 2008
in Arizona for business, saw a sign in a restaurant
"Rugby Players must be accompanied by a Responsible Adult"
I really want to know the story behing that!
by AntigoneRising on October 13th, 2008
"Children left unattended will be sacrificed." - Local pagan shop
by tomsims on October 13th, 2008
Okeedokee:
by Meg on October 13th, 2008
bar signs :)
by MRSHINYSHOES on March 2nd, 2009
There's a neighbourhood store by a gas station where I live and a sign at the door reads "Only Five Kids In The Store!" When I saw that, I wondered "Huh, do they mean there are only five kids inside the store right now??" Lol. What they meant to say was "Only Five Kids Allowed In the Store at a Time".
by Shavale is very happy on October 13th, 2008
*Forget the dog, beware of owner*
on an army base *All this base are belong to us*
*Warning! Touching wires causes instant death. $200 fine*
by Moongrim on September 6th, 2009
Unattended children will be sold to the gypsies.
by Over and Out on September 6th, 2009
"Unless you're on fire, no smoking allowed!"
"Honk if you love peace and quiet"
by Brawl on September 6th, 2009
look at these?
by Deviant.1 on August 3rd, 2009
A sign by the road for a gas station: "My boss told me to change this sign so I did."
by John on March 2nd, 2009
Here is a great sign:
by nybridgy on February 21st, 2009
At the reservation store near my parent's house there is a sign on the door that reads:
"Since you are on our land: All shop lifters will be shot. No exceptions."
by InsomniacAthiest on January 1st, 2009
NO TRESSPASSING! TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT! SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
by Chris on October 13th, 2008
hahaha!
Yeah, there is this beautiful spot on the other side of town. It is a dead end road. In between two private beaches ( condos...) and there are a bunch of big rocks right there, where the land meets the water. The gat big spalshes, and it is a great place to see the sunset. There is a huge sign right there, a real sigh, city provided...
It reads.
*
No , standing, sitting, parking, u turns, loitering, trespassing...
*
and so on...
It really made us scared to leave!
We just sat there, wondering, how do we get out of here?
by Elaine on October 13th, 2008
If you are a rude, obnoxouis, or just plain nasty person, there will be a $10 charge just for putting up with you.
by FreshApples on September 7th, 2009
a sign a few miles south of a nearby town says "Bridge Wet When Raining"
by --- on September 6th, 2009
Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning Service
--Seen in Orlando, FL
Snippity Spay and Neuter Clinic
--Seen in Gulf Port, MS
There will be a $5 charge for whining
--Seen in Foley, AL
We try to keep our bathroom clean. Please help us out:
Gentlemen, your aim would help. Its shorter than
you think
Ladies, please remained seated for the entire
performance
--Seen in Pensacola, FL
100% Anus Beef in Hardee's Thick Burgers
Think Thick Tonight
--Seen in Columbus GA
CAUTION: THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES! DO NOT TOUCH THE EDGES OF THIS SIGN! also the bridge is out ahead.
--Seen near Olean, NY
by Anonymous on March 4th, 2009
hunters, fishers, and liars welcome.
by Stormarm on April 15th, 2009
At the hot springs near Chiang Mai, Thailand, on the door to the men's bath house was a sign with an English "translation" that read:
Warnings:
Blue cock mean COLD
Red cock mean HOTT
by palmyrajo on March 4th, 2009
A grocery store a few towns away once had on their big sign "YOU CAN'T BEAT OUR MEAT!"
by DWreck on January 1st, 2009
At the tattoo shop that I go to, there is a huge sign right by the entrance that states in huge bold letters:
"PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN UNDER CONTROL. IF YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS PLEASE LET AN ATTENDANT KNOW."
What's so funny about it is that everyone that works there is covered in tattoos, and have everything piereced, and probably look very intimidating to children.
by UnluckyElizabeth on September 7th, 2009
"This isn't burger king. You don't get it your way. You get it my way, or you don't get the damn thing!!"
I want one for my room.....
by Emmi331 on September 6th, 2009
At an independently-owned coffee shop, this sign was posted: Good Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Starbucks.
by MotherTruckers on March 2nd, 2009
This sign is on the steep downgrade on I-5, over the Siskyou mountains from Oregon to California - just before the 'bug station':
"Brakeless Trucks, Please Use Freeway".
Out of context, it always tickles my funny bone.
Another sign in the rest area (kind of rude) seen on a condom machine:
"Truckers - Tarp your Loads".
by Dodgy Dog in a Sable COAT on September 29th, 2009
In the city where I live there are large fixed signs on the main roads that say: POLICE NOW TARGETING.... followed by a space below where Police can place an additional interchangeable message like "Drink Driving", "Speeding", "Seat Belts" etc.
Some prankster wrote "Your Wallet".
by That Guy Again on September 29th, 2009
Over a bar:
Phone Answer Fees
Yeah, he's here - FREE
He just left - $5.00
Haven't seen him - $10.00
Who? - $20.00
by Shortqueen on September 11th, 2009
I've seen one that says:
Good Service
Good Food
Good Prices
Choose 2 of the 3
by Macmedic and yet ... here I am on September 11th, 2009
"Parking for fruit customers only.
(People customers park around back)"
by j ninja... on January 1st, 2009
Haven't seen anything as good as your sign VP.
by Brandaleena on October 8th, 2009
Hahaha that sign is my Facebook profile pic right now :P
by Theby on September 29th, 2009
Sign on back of car: "Keep honking, I'm reloading!"
by funnybunny on October 9th, 2009
"Deisel Fried Chicken"
by Raven12 on October 13th, 2009
My neighbor got me a refridgerator magnet in the shape of Texas, that said "We don't call 911"
by ZiggyStardust on October 13th, 2009
'Caution - This sign has sharp edges'
'Do Not Enter, trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.'
by wiccangoddess on September 29th, 2009
I saw a sign in our local diner:
YCJCYODFTJB
Pay $1.00 to find out the answer
It meant: Your Curiousity Just Cost You One Dollar For The Juke Box
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Comments
LOL!!
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on October 13th, 2008
Hey Redcatt, how have you been? I am loving this weather.
by Sweet T on October 13th, 2008
LMAO! That second one is just wrong...I love it! ;P
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Thanks for stoppin' by, Sweet T! :)
by the VP wears a Wicked COAT on October 14th, 2008
Yours was by far the funnisest, I love it.
by Sweet T on October 14th, 2008
Being the mother of two, not that I'd leave my kids unattended, but that "warning" would definitely deter me!! LOL! :)
by the VP wears a Wicked COAT on October 14th, 2008
My thoughts exactly, LOL.
by Sweet T on October 14th, 2008
Heya, T. I just got back from walking on my lunch our. A little cloudy, but it's still so nice out. I love fall weather!
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on October 14th, 2008
I am getting ready to head out, its a bit nippy.
by Sweet T on October 14th, 2008
Nippy? Naahhh!!! Well, I walk really fast so I was warm without my jacket.
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on October 14th, 2008
I am a skeleton, I was freezing, LOL.
by Sweet T on October 14th, 2008
You're just a wussy! LOL!
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on October 14th, 2008
I know, Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Chicken Shiver.
by Sweet T on October 14th, 2008
LOL!!
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on October 14th, 2008
hahahaha
by Seraphim Shinobi on September 7th, 2009
+6 for the second one. lol classic!
by Shavale is very happy on September 7th, 2009