ANSWERS: 10
  • Poor you. Have three sunshiney points from me.
  • Hey, don't let someone else ruin your day! Smile and have a +4 from me ;)
  • A woman golfer hit the ball, and shanked it really badly, right into a group of men on a nearby hole. The ball hit one of them, and he dropped to the ground into the the fetal position, with his hands between his legs. Feeling terrible, she ran over, and apologized profusely. He was still rolling around in pain, his hands between his legs. She said to him "I'm a physical therapist, let me try to help with that." He said "no no, it'll be all right" as he rolled around in obvious pain. She felt terrible, and said "please let me help, I'm a physical therapist, and I think I can help relieve some of your pain." Finally he gave in. She knelt down, undid his pants, put her hand in his pants, and proceeded to massage his testicles. After a while, she stopped and asked him how it felt. He said "that felt great, but my thumb is still broke!"
  • oh don't let her still your joy, let the baby have her bottle. you now she's just jealous because your so cool
  • She didn't ruim your day. You let her so, ultimately, you ruined your own day
  • Steeevie. I know you're sad Steevie. don't be I'll take care of you steevie. Just think pig digit steeevie.
  • awww...sorry to hear that. you should get little pearl from this video to tell her off!! hope tomorrows a better day!:) http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
  • How about some advice. You choose how you react to someone, dont make the choice to let someone else ruin your day. Next just smile at her, they hate that.
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  • The girl is probably grumpy because her underwear are too small and she's wearing them backwards.

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