Can John McCain turn the tide in debate number 2?
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keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 5
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In 10 words or less, no.
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Middle name Cnut now, huh?
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If he would have voted against the bailout he would win in November...
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The town hall is his element, so this will be an interesting watch.
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If he jumped up on the podium and yelled: "Look, you idiots! I'm the guy you want, I'll be the best President you can friggin' imagine! Don't worry about that chick behind me, I won her in a card game! Anyways, I'm gonna live forever! You wanna why you should vote for me? Because I said so, STUPID!! What, do you want this silly looking bastard!? I could kill him right now with these index cards! I'll kick ass and take names! You don't vote for me, I'm personally going to kick you in throat!! Thank you. Goodnight."
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