Why did they put too much mustard on my roast-beef-and-jack-on-wheat sandwich?
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They hate you. See, they figured if they put an exorbitant amount of mustard (their condiment of choice) than you would get upset and in a blind tirade you would run screaming out into the road and get hit by a speeding bus, thereby placing you in the Emergency Room with a cracked pelvis, three broken ribs, a shattered femur and a mean case of subdermal hematoma and when they brought in the Priest to read to you before you die, he would accidentally drop the Bible on you and give you a severe papercut on the bridge of your nose, causing you to get a gangrene infection that would spiral out of control into a malicious case of blood poisoning and you would die cursing mustard and all condiments in general. Yeah, severe. But they didn't figure in that you might wipe off the excess mustard! You did wipe it off, didn't you? Didn't you?!
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