ANSWERS: 32
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so.. who is going to win the election lol
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Do we get frequent flyer miles for this ride?
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Who farted?
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Have you ever been stuck in an elevator with a crazy person before?
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"You know, I could drop dead at any minute."
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ask "which floor" when the tell you, say "oh, you don't want to go there!" then push the button for a different floor than they said and "try this one, it is much more YOU"
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Stopped taking my Prozac last week. Do you think that was a good idea? I think Jeffrey Daumer was really just misunderstood. Are you hearing those voices too? They let you bring handguns in here, don't they? Are you here to see your parole officer too? The doctor told me this rash wasn't contagious. I'm just here for a second opinion. Sorry about the smell. I knew I shouldn't have had that second burrito for lunch. Would you like to pull my finger?
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Do you have herpes?
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does anybody else hear ticking
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I turn to my husband and anxiously ask if the suitcase full of cash is still in the lobby.
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"Hey how's it going"..Answer up or down lol that was corny. hey i tried.
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What's that smell?
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I don't know about starting a conversation, but I do know one good way to annoy the good-will out people; as the elevator moves up and down, exaggerate it with a lot of "WHOAAHHH!"s and "AAAHHH!! I'm falling!!" or something. stupid, but it made me laugh when I first pictured it,.. yeah, that's my sense of humour
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"I'm the one who farted."
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If they're older folks you can say the following; So...ever figured that your favourite band to who you aspired to and based a whole life time of morality and values as a young individual would one day be confined to elevator music? Anyone else; So...it's like, I saw this show about elevator accidents one day...
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I don`t know about conversations starters but when I was about 12 or 13 me and a friend spent all day riding up and down an elevator with a whoopie cushion stuffed up our shirts. We would wait till the elevator was really crowded then we would press on the cushion, making a really loud farting noise. People would all look around, making eww and gross noises and looking for the culprit. We must have spent 8 hours doing nothing but this. To this day I remember it as being the funnest day of my life. I still laugh when I think about it.
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Did you see the debate last night?
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"Have you ever been stuck in one of these?"
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It depends in what country you are and who you wish to address, Americans are light hearted so if you are respectful you may start a nice conversation on any subject according to the persons age and status.
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god, please don't make conversation with me in an elevator. Just because two humans are standing next to each other, doesn't mean you HAVE to make conversation. I respect those that are okay with silences.
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i love that perfume/cologne you are wearing -
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"Well, it wasn't me"!
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So you ride in elevators huh? You voting election day?
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crap weather today huh?
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do you mind if i fart...?
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Smile if you had sex last night ha!
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damnit, the last time i got stuck in here with a (opposite gender) i ended up with a kid - lets try to keep our clothes on this time.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!
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I dont speak, just mumble quietly while rocking backwards and forwards just enough to make it noticable and occassionally seem to get irrate with no one and nothing in particularly. Or ask if any one else can see the spiders...COS THERE CRAWLING ALL OVER ME!!!! GET THEM OFF PLEASE!
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Always the weather or anything about whatever sport is going on at the time of year.
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Print out a piece of paper ahead of time with the words "OUT OF ORDER" in big letters on it. Then put some tape on the top of it. Hold it behind you in the elevator. Once the door closes and the elevator starts moving, show it to the person next to you and say "This was stuck to the door. What does it say?"
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