What was the funniest thing ever said to you by a crazy person you met on the street?
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Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy
ANSWERS: 6
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stay in school
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I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman.....hahahahah
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It's a conspiracy! The potato farmers will have the last word. Actually, this was told to me while waiting in line at a convenience store, but the person appeared to be crazy nonetheless.
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tree top sirs goes round that turtle was
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a Homeless man who was just a bit crazy asked me if I would watch his dog while he slept. he had a leash with a collar but no dog on the end. I said I am sorry but I can't looks like your dog is gone. He looked down and started cussing and calling me a blind %&^$#@*&^%& because his dog was right there. I smiled and walked away.
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I was leaving a McDonalds after purchasing a take-out meal, when a guy who was sitting on the sidewalk eating one of several hamburgers that were piled in front of him asked me if I was "going to eat that poison". When I told him "Of course!", he told me that he was the 'Official Taste Tester' and I should let him check my meal before I ate it! It must have worked on a lot of people who went before me, but I taste tested my own meal.
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